Category Archives: Whatever

Bacon-wrapped Jalapeno & Cheese Hot Dogs

We (Paul and wife) had a barbecue with some friends yesterday, and one them—airlie pilot Lou—made these sinfully awesome hot dogs. I posted a pic on our Twitter account, and a number of folks have asked for the recipe. It’s not complicated, but here it is anyway. Lou says he got it from Bobby Flay: […]

Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre – Part 2

by N.K.L. Storm [Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs, administered by Paul and Storm] [editor’s note: this installment was written in a different color ink than the first part, apparently at a later time. There were no other chapters in the Trapper Keeper ™] The sweet air was all around them as Emily and Nightfin walked in towards […]

Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre – Part 1

by N.K.L. Storm [Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs, administered by Paul and Storm] PART 1 Once there was a girl who was really, really pretty, but she didn’t know it. And no one understood her AT ALL. Especially not her so-called friends and especially ESPECIALLY not her parents. “Did you have a good day at school today?” […]

Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre – Part 8

by N.K.L. Storm [Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs, administered by Paul and Storm] [editor’s note: the editor would like to apologize to the author for not publishing this chapter sooner, as the e-mail to which it was attached was originally flagged by the editor’s spam filter and not seen until two weeks after it was sent. The […]

Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre – Part 7

by N.K.L. Storm [Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs, administered by Paul and Storm] [editor’s note: a very pretty and smart-looking young lady, possibly as old as fifteen, brought this chapter to the editor’s door and rang the bell. Before the editor could open said door, however, the young lady ran back down the walkway and down the […]

Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre – Part 6

by N.K.L. Storm [Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs, administered by Paul and Storm] [editor’s note: this chapter was hand-delivered by a woman who identified her cheap cialis self as Emily’s mother, who informed the editor that she would have called the police except that it would have broken her daughter’s heart. She also told the editor that […]

Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre – Part 5

by N.K.L. Storm [Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs, administered by Paul and Storm] [editor’s note: “Emily” once again left the chapter in the editor’s mailbox with a note, this time written on a slip of paper that, despite efforts to obscure its origins, was quite clearly from a “Hello Kitty” notepad. It read “Hey. Please tell my […]

Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre – Part 4

by N.K.L. Storm [Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs, administered by Paul and Storm] [editor’s note: this installment was found in the editor’s mailbox, along with a yellow Starburst wrapper and a note which read “Dear old guy: I guess it’s okay and stuff if you want to continue subscribing my story up on the internet , if […]

Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre – Part 3

by N.K.L. Storm [Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs, administered by Paul and Storm] [editor’s note: this section appeared on the sidewalk directly in front of the editor’s house, paper clipped together in a “Juicy” bag along with a note requesting the return of the Trapper Keeper ™] So you remember Trudude, who was also called Nick? Well, […]

I Am a Death Star

I am a Death Star.