Songs

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All songs below can be purchased with most major credit cards, or a PayPal account. All songs are in mp3 format, and are issued with a Creative Commons license, meaning you are free to copy it, perform it, and make derivative works, provided that you are not making a profit from your work, and that you properly attribute the original artists. (That would be us) NOTE: Big Bottom, RIP Don Knotts, Mellencamp's "24", Hip-Shop, and Lindsay are not covered under this license.

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Gumbo Pants  Gumbo Pants  News to Us  Opening Band  Shadow War! Of the Night Dragons! The Musical! (The Demos!) "Gimme Everything" Super-Special

Item Hear Price Buy
Do You Like Star Wars?/Gumbo Pants/News to Us/Opening Band - four complete CDs (mp3s), plus Shadow War! Of the Night Dragons! The Musical! (The Demos!), all current "Newest Stuff" and "Odds 'n' Ends". NOTE: DOES NOT INCLUDE LearningTown. N/A $35 Add to Cart


The Newest Stuff (recent things, things not on any CD yet, etc.)
Item Hear Price Buy
Holidays Song $1 Add to Cart
Write Like the Wind (George R. R. Martin) $1 Add to Cart
Thanksgiving $1 Add to Cart
Ghost Catchers $1 Add to Cart
Acquisitions Incorporated - Music Pack Bundle (These Four Men, Critical Hit, Jim Darkmagic; plus bonus tracks Don't Blow the Daily, Critical Fail, Acquisitions Incorporated Jingle, Acquisitions Incorporated Jingle II, and Oath of Emnity) N/A $3 Add to Cart
These Four Men $1 Add to Cart
Critical Hit $1 Add to Cart
Jim Darkmagic $1 Add to Cart
Fuzzy Man (Fuzzy Nation) $1 Add to Cart
Holiday Greetings from Jabba the Hutt Free! n/a
The Pirate's Feast (from "The Guild", Season 4) $1 Add to Cart
The Girl from Ipswich (from the "Water" video) Free! n/a
Passing Water (from the "Water" video) Free! n/a
Triumph (from the "Water" video) Free! n/a
Incompetent's Lament $1 Add to Cart

Shadow War! Of the Night Dragons! The Musical! (The Demos!) Shadow War! Of the Night Dragons! The Musical! (The Demos!) (2013)
Item Hear Price Buy
Shadow War! Of the Night Dragons! The Musical! (The Demos!) - complete collection (mp3s) N/A $3 Add to Cart
(The Shadow War of the Night) Dragons of the Night $1 Add to Cart
Screwing with My Fans $1 Add to Cart
Epiphany $1 Add to Cart
Help Me Make the Music (Dragons) $1 Add to Cart
(The Shadow War of the Night) Dragons of the Night (Reprise) $1 Add to Cart




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Gumbo Pants Gumbo Pants (2007)
Item Hear Price Buy
Gumbo Pants - complete CD (mp3s) N/A $12 Add to Cart
Count to Ten $1 Add to Cart
Your Town $1 Add to Cart
Oh, No $1 Add to Cart
Nugget Man $1 Add to Cart
The Captain's Wife's Lament $1 Add to Cart
More than Two $1 Add to Cart
My Fantastic Plastic Girl $1 Add to Cart
Elvis Died Today $1 Add to Cart
Here's Looking at You $1 Add to Cart
Extremely Old with You $1 Add to Cart
A Better Version of You $1 Add to Cart
If James Taylor Were on Fire $1 Add to Cart
If Bob Dylan Were Hiding at the Bottom of a Well $1 Add to Cart
If James Taylor Were on Fire at the Bottom of a Well $1 Add to Cart
If Leon Redbone Suffered a Major Head Injury $1 Add to Cart
If Aaron Neville Were Waiting for a Parking Spot at the Mall, But Someone Else Snagged It (explicit lyrics) $1 Add to Cart
If They Might Be Giants Were the Ice Cream Man $1 Add to Cart
"If" Songs Bundle (James Taylor/Bob Dylan/James Taylor-Well/Leon Redbone/Aaron Neville/TMBG) N/A $2 Add to Cart
Raisin $1 Add to Cart
Do You Recall $1 Add to Cart
Grandma $1 Add to Cart
Infected $1 Add to Cart
Very Two Best Friends $1 Add to Cart
Gee, Mary Lou $1 Add to Cart
Magic Night $1 Add to Cart
Gumbo Pants $1 Add to Cart
One-Sentence Songs Bundle (Raisin/Do You Recall/Grandma/Infected/Very Two Best Friends/Gee, Mary Lou/Magic Night/Gumbo Pants) N/A $2 Add to Cart
Sports Illustrated $1 Add to Cart
Cool Whip $1 Add to Cart
SpaghettiOs $1 Add to Cart
Olive Garden $1 Add to Cart
Gumbo Pants Commercials Bundle (Sports Illustrated/Cool Whip/SpaghettiOs/Olive Garden) N/A $2 Add to Cart
"The Improv Bit" (Live on the Bob & Tom Show) $1 Add to Cart
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News to Us News to Us (2006)
Item Hear Price Buy
News to Us - complete CD (mp3s) N/A $12 Add to Cart
The BarryTones' Musical Summary of the News of the Week $1 Add to Cart
RIP Don Knotts $1 Add to Cart
That's the News of the Week $1 Add to Cart
Barry Bonds Press Conference - The Musical $1 Add to Cart
Strip Club Daddy [on-air version] $1 Add to Cart
John Mellencamp's "Theme from 24" $1 Add to Cart
George Mason [on-air version] $1 Add to Cart
K-R-I-S-T-I $1 Add to Cart
The Easter Song $1 Add to Cart
Mr. Safety's Bowling Alley $1 Add to Cart
Old Keith Richards [on-air version] $1 Add to Cart
Mother's Day Song [on-air version] $1 Add to Cart
Hot Monkey Love $1 Add to Cart
Those Enron Boys $1 Add to Cart
Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't [on-air version] $1 Add to Cart
Soccer $1 Add to Cart
Chick and the Dictator $1 Add to Cart
Ten-Finger Johnny [on-air version] $1 Add to Cart
I'm Gonna Blow Myself Up $1 Add to Cart
Happy Birthday, Kristi $1 Add to Cart
Mel $1 Add to Cart
Too Friggin' Hot $1 Add to Cart
Hip-Shop [on-air version] $1 Add to Cart
Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor) [on-air version] $1 Add to Cart
Strip Club Daddy [studio version] $1 Add to Cart
George Mason [studio version] $1 Add to Cart
Old Keith Richards [studio version] $1 Add to Cart
Mother's Day Song [studio version] $1 Add to Cart
Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't [studio version] $1 Add to Cart
Ten-Finger Johnny [studio version] $1 Add to Cart
Hip-Shop [studio version] $1 Add to Cart
Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor) [studio version] $1 Add to Cart
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Opening Band Opening Band (2005)
Item Hear Price Buy
Opening Band - complete CD (mp3s) N/A $12 Add to Cart
Opening Band $1 Add to Cart
Six Guys, Ten Teeth $1 Add to Cart
Randy Newman's "Theme from Seabiscuit" $1 Add to Cart
The Ballad of Eddie Praeger $1 Add to Cart
Epithets $1 Add to Cart
You Just Don't Get It, Do You? $1 Add to Cart
Randy Newman's "Theme from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" $1 Add to Cart
Randy Newman's "Theme from The Passion of the Christ" $1 Add to Cart
Buffett Night (Tonight, I'm a Parrothead) $1 Add to Cart
Find the Words $1 Add to Cart
Shake Machine $1 Add to Cart
Shake Machine, Part II $1 Add to Cart
Fresh Step Kitty Litter $1 Add to Cart
Ex-Lax $1 Add to Cart
Kleenex $1 Add to Cart
Necco Wafers $1 Add to Cart
Twister $1 Add to Cart
Denny's $1 Add to Cart
Domino's Pizza $1 Add to Cart
Cheetos $1 Add to Cart
Pillsbury Cookie Dough $1 Add to Cart
Randy Newman's "Theme from Citizen Kane" $1 Add to Cart
The Miranda Lullabye $1 Add to Cart
The International Language $1 Add to Cart
Randy Newman's "Theme from Scarface" $1 Add to Cart
Randy Newman's "Theme from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" [studio version] $1 Add to Cart
Randy Newman's "Theme from The Passion of the Christ" [studio version] $1 Add to Cart
Opening Band [commentary] $1 Add to Cart
Randy Newman's "Theme from Seabiscuit" [commentary] $1 Add to Cart
Epithets [commentary] $1 Add to Cart
Shake Machine (Parts I and II) [commentary] $1 Add to Cart
Shake Machine (Parts I and II) [commentary] [commentary] $1 Add to Cart
Odds 'n' Ends (demos, really old things, ephemera, etc.)
Item Hear Price Buy
The Ballad of the Sneak $1 Add to Cart
Uncle Puffy's $1 Add to Cart
Tap Three Times $1 Add to Cart
The Deballers $1 Add to Cart
Lindsay $1 Add to Cart
Anything but Paris $1 Add to Cart
Every Man Has a Secret $1 Add to Cart


Halloween Halloween Super-Fun Pack

Item Hear Price Buy
Halloween Super-Fun Pack Live; Cruel, Cruel Moon; Jim Darkmagic; Lame Monster Party; Here Come the Dinosaurs; The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song N/A $2 Add to Cart

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