Category Archives: Whatever

Happy Mother’s Day!

It’s that time of year again: that one day every 365 that you buy a card, maybe some flowers; make an obligatory phone call, or a half-assed stab at breakfast in bed. All just to vainly attempt to thank the woman who went through 74 hours of excruciating labor to give birth to you, her […]

David Lee Roth “Tribute”

Much like the ocean, the internet frequently tosses pleasant surprises up onto the beach, and it is up to us to make the best possible art out of the driftwood bounty. If you haven’t heard it yet: some while back, Chunklet unearthed David Lee Roth’s isolated vocal track from “Runnin’ With the Devil”, and it’s…well, […]

We’re Gonna Win!

Ever one to exploit the masses, our pal Jonathan Coulton is holding a t-shirt design contest. We think our designs are teh r0xx0rz, but you be the judge… Storm’s design Paul’s design

New New Comix

Yes, the saga continues. Yes, strip #3 will always be remembered as Paul’s first appearance. And no, Storm cannot draw anything the same way twice, most especially his own face. But here it is all the same. Complete archives here.    

Paul’s Phone Solution: None of the Above

Thanks to everyone who wrote in with advice regarding which PDA phone Paul should buy. Your opinions, while varied, were for the most part well-reasoned, informative, and helpful. And of course, he’s decided to ignore all of them. Having decided that it just wasn’t worth the cost for constant Internet access (as alluring as the […]

New Comix

The overblown saga of Storm’s Left Arm continues. Features more Shmoo-like renderings along with anatomical unlikelihoods and inaccuracies. Old Comix will be archived here.        

One More Xmas “Gift”

Okay, maybe not a "gift," per se; maybe it’s more of a "bonus feature," like those "making-of" featurettes they put on DVDs, finally revealing the important decision-making process that went into the hair and makeup for Daddy Day Care. While digging through some old files, Paul found this list in a file called "song ideas" dated Jan. […]

Merry Fart Fart

We’ve posted video of this guy before, but we can’t think of a better holiday present to all our friends out there than the following A guy who performs the Star Wars "Cantina Band" song by making fart sounds with his hands, while making oddly bemused faces. His version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" is positively sublime. […]

Special Edition Comix!

I don’t mean to distract everyone from helping Paul decide which portable computing device he’s going to buy, but I’m not quite done harping on about my recently demi-maimed limb. And so…      

Recommend a Blackberry for Paul

So since Storm has been using our website to vent about his poor widdle arm (muscle tear, schmuscle tear; suck it up, Buckwheat!), I figured it’s my turn to use the Netterwebs to my own advantage. So here’s my situation: my cell phone is about to give up the ghost, and it’s time to upgrade. […]