It is no secret that our latest obsession has been throwing snack cakes at the audience for whatever reasons we feel like. (Usually for particularly funny or insightful comments, or for throwing panties during "Opening Band"). At our Northampton show last week, Storm made a joke that everyone had to step up their game if they were to receive more snack cakes–like compose haiku or something.
Two songs later, guess what?
Ask and ye shall receive. For added bonus points, these were written on the back of an envelope.
For those having trouble reading them (because it’s a terrible scan):
Paul and Storm’s Haiku
Paul and Storm are cool
Playing funny songs for laughs
Hardballing snack cakes.
Gently strum guitars
Next time I’m throwing panties
To get said snack cakes.
We have the best fans, like, ever.