Folks who saw us live in the past two weeks already know this, but: the oft-requested, long-awaited "Dejected Arrr" shirts are finally available for everyone! Major kudos to our good buddy and artist extraordinaire Len Peralta (a.k.a. "Captain Awesome"), who did a brilliant job capturing the melancholy tone of our song "The Captain’s Wife’s Lament".
This sad, droopy pirate (so unlucky, even his parrot has a hook!) who sets just the right tone of sorrow and melancholy to inspire reassuring hugs from pirate lovers everywhere. Complete with treasure map-like P&S website listing on the back–because you are, after all, only a walking billboard for us.
The shirts are available in Adult men’s sizes S through XXL; and there’s also a special ladies’ version (with cute red-capped sleeves, and curvy where it needs to be, because we loooove The Ladies; see below) in S through XL. So how can you get one? You’ve got three options, and you can find the choice that best works for you:
1) Buy them at our live shows. Advantages: personal service; autographs upon request; seeing our grateful little faces; cheapest for you, most profit for us. Optional hugs for The Ladies. Disadvantages: waiting until we perform somewhere near you.
2) Order through our online store. You can also order either version of the shirt via Bulletproof, our order fulfillment house. Advantages: The same shirts you would get at live shows; quick, reliable service. Disadvantages: slightly more expensive to you.
3) Order through our CafePress store. The design is also available in a variety of shirt styles (as well as other items–mugs, mouse pads, posters, magnets, panties, etc.) through our CafePress store. Advantages: many more sizes, colors and items available. Disadvantages: more expensive; no printing on shirt backs (due to cost); least profit to us (if you care about such things).
ADDED BONUS: Ye who dons aforementioned garment is granted unlimited license to talk like a pirate, shiver timbers, and otherwise behave in a pirate-y fashion. There’s never been a better time to get your pirate on–order today!
The links to your CafePress store be broken, mateys. [dejected] Arrrrr.
Fixed. [hopeful] Arrrrrr…
Treasure, ho! [excited, piratical] Arrrrrr!
Hey Paul & Storm,
I have two of the Da Vinci cd’s and they still make me laugh when I put them on. I stumbled across this site today and while on the MP3 section I couldn’t help but notice that all the files can be downloaded for free from your server as long as you enter the correct url’s. If that is not intentional that might be something you should look at, because there are a lot of pirates out there! Arr.