Paul & Storm’s Original Goodtime Piefightery

Paul & Storm's Original Goodtime PiefighteryIn our most recent podcast, a passing comment about a pie fight led to a lengthy discussion of opening a “pie fight” franchise. The more we’ve thought about it, the more we like it.

Well, now, thanks to our good friend Len Peralta, we’ve got a logo. (see right) — which is now available as a t-shirt on Zazzle.

And you, our lucky readers, can say that you were there at the beginning. Franchise opportunities will be opening up soon, so don’t miss out! Here are just a few of the exciting features of this high-impact, pie-impact goldmine:

  • Award-winning pie recipes
  • Themed Splatoriums (Old West; 1918 Bakery; 1922 Bakery; and more!)
  • All Splatoriums feature a patented, automated self-cleaning system*
  • Expansion opportunities with the rollout of Paul & Storm’s Original Goodtime Piefightery Greatland
  • Animatronic Paul and Storm show. You know; for kids!

So act fast, or when there’s a P&S Piefightery in every town, you’ll be lamenting: “I could have been in on the ground floor, but I merely laughed.” Who’s laughing now?

*patent pending

UPDATE: T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Take your first step into a larger world, with the Official Paul and Storm Original Goodtime Piefightery t-shirt! Order now!

21 Comments

  1. Tony
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    Sign me up! Everyone loves animatronics and pies!

  2. Yoyogod
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 1:46 pm | Permalink

    Will there be Paul & Storm’s Original Goodtime Piefightery t-shirts? I’d totally buy a shirt with that logo.

  3. Posted July 12, 2010 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    I personally cannot wait to see the big-headed costumes with the oversized hands walking around and posing for photos. I can’t be the only one excited for that, right?

  4. Posted July 12, 2010 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    Is your “automated self-cleaning system” just releasing a bunch of puppies to lick up the pie filling?

    If so, I think you could charge extra to watch the clean-up.

  5. Posted July 12, 2010 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, this totally needs to be a t-shirt. I can’t afford a franchise, but I can afford a t-shirt.

  6. Cello
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    Will there be more than one location? Will there be multiple Splatoriums in each building, or does each have its own theme? How much is this going to cost to play? Will there be lights-off games? Lock-ins? Birthday parties? Is this even sanitary? Should I care about it being sanitary?
    THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, GUYS.

  7. Jeff
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    Dear Prospective Partners:

    Typically, the starting requirement for these opportunities is a quarter million cash and a $2M credit line…

    Hmm, hmm, hmm…

    Make sure you include a Depression-era high society ballroom theme with tuxedoed dance band characters, and I’m in!

  8. Posted July 12, 2010 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    Yeah. I would so love to have permission to print this shirt. That would be sooo cool!! One T-shirt minimum!

    Ok enough soliciting. I think a traveling Piefightery would be Awesome! Like Laser Tag only tastier!!! Nummy!

  9. Lils
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

    T shirts… Yes

    I love the idea and can only think of the end of Blazing Saddles and smile.

  10. Robin (the Mini-Minion)
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 2:26 pm | Permalink

    Awesome logo, Len! After seeing it, all I can think is, “This would be an excellent video game.” Maybe on PopCap or similar. (If this happens, I demand royalties as a creative consultant. :p )

  11. Posted July 12, 2010 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

    I’m not in a position to buy a franchise, but I am interested in stock options. VERY interested.

    I might as well be on the ground floor of the business that will eventually save the American economy as we know it.

  12. Tom_eb
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    Oh-I already have your first Premium Service offering- Bugsy Malone Splurge guns for a nominal fee fee. Period costumes extra.

  13. Tom_rb
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 3:24 pm | Permalink

    And of course, every Saturday Night- Mixed Meringue Arts bouts.

  14. Yoyogod
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    Obviously I must only use my amazing t-shirt demanding powers for good.

  15. Paul and Storm
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 3:49 pm | Permalink

    Ask, and ye shall receive…

    http://bit.ly/piefightshirt

    Go forth and shirtify,

    P&S

  16. Athanatic
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    You also have a built-in fan base out there (of sorts, if you didn’t know) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_and_messy (wikipedia so just gratuitous shortening.)

  17. Posted July 12, 2010 at 6:29 pm | Permalink

    Excellent! Ordered mine in green!

  18. merbrat
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

    So *thit* is what Paul was testing all those Vending Machine Moustaches” for? Getting just the right look!
    Well done,Paul, well done!

  19. merbrat
    Posted July 12, 2010 at 6:45 pm | Permalink

    um… *this*
    Typsoa heppne

  20. D.
    Posted July 13, 2010 at 3:18 am | Permalink

    I would love it on a black or dark brown t-shirt! Please, please consider it!

  21. Posted July 16, 2010 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    T-shirt has arrived! Exactly one week after the podcast that inspired it, and only *four days* after announcing it was available! Dontcha just LOVE living in the future? :D

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