In our most recent podcast, a passing comment about a pie fight led to a lengthy discussion of opening a “pie fight” franchise. The more we’ve thought about it, the more we like it.
Well, now, thanks to our good friend Len Peralta, we’ve got a logo. (see right) — which is now available as a t-shirt on Zazzle.
And you, our lucky readers, can say that you were there at the beginning. Franchise opportunities will be opening up soon, so don’t miss out! Here are just a few of the exciting features of this high-impact, pie-impact goldmine:
- Award-winning pie recipes
- Themed Splatoriums (Old West; 1918 Bakery; 1922 Bakery; and more!)
- All Splatoriums feature a patented, automated self-cleaning system*
- Expansion opportunities with the rollout of Paul & Storm’s Original Goodtime Piefightery Greatland
- Animatronic Paul and Storm show. You know; for kids!
So act fast, or when there’s a P&S Piefightery in every town, you’ll be lamenting: “I could have been in on the ground floor, but I merely laughed.” Who’s laughing now?
*patent pending
UPDATE: T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE!!!
Take your first step into a larger world, with the Official Paul and Storm Original Goodtime Piefightery t-shirt! Order now!
21 Comments
Sign me up! Everyone loves animatronics and pies!
Will there be Paul & Storm’s Original Goodtime Piefightery t-shirts? I’d totally buy a shirt with that logo.
I personally cannot wait to see the big-headed costumes with the oversized hands walking around and posing for photos. I can’t be the only one excited for that, right?
Is your “automated self-cleaning system” just releasing a bunch of puppies to lick up the pie filling?
If so, I think you could charge extra to watch the clean-up.
Yeah, this totally needs to be a t-shirt. I can’t afford a franchise, but I can afford a t-shirt.
Will there be more than one location? Will there be multiple Splatoriums in each building, or does each have its own theme? How much is this going to cost to play? Will there be lights-off games? Lock-ins? Birthday parties? Is this even sanitary? Should I care about it being sanitary?
THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, GUYS.
Dear Prospective Partners:
Typically, the starting requirement for these opportunities is a quarter million cash and a $2M credit line…
Hmm, hmm, hmm…
Make sure you include a Depression-era high society ballroom theme with tuxedoed dance band characters, and I’m in!
Yeah. I would so love to have permission to print this shirt. That would be sooo cool!! One T-shirt minimum!
Ok enough soliciting. I think a traveling Piefightery would be Awesome! Like Laser Tag only tastier!!! Nummy!
T shirts… Yes
I love the idea and can only think of the end of Blazing Saddles and smile.
Awesome logo, Len! After seeing it, all I can think is, “This would be an excellent video game.” Maybe on PopCap or similar. (If this happens, I demand royalties as a creative consultant. :p )
I’m not in a position to buy a franchise, but I am interested in stock options. VERY interested.
I might as well be on the ground floor of the business that will eventually save the American economy as we know it.
Oh-I already have your first Premium Service offering- Bugsy Malone Splurge guns for a nominal fee fee. Period costumes extra.
And of course, every Saturday Night- Mixed Meringue Arts bouts.
Obviously I must only use my amazing t-shirt demanding powers for good.
Ask, and ye shall receive…
http://bit.ly/piefightshirt
Go forth and shirtify,
P&S
You also have a built-in fan base out there (of sorts, if you didn’t know) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_and_messy (wikipedia so just gratuitous shortening.)
Excellent! Ordered mine in green!
So *thit* is what Paul was testing all those Vending Machine Moustaches” for? Getting just the right look!
Well done,Paul, well done!
um… *this*
Typsoa heppne
I would love it on a black or dark brown t-shirt! Please, please consider it!
T-shirt has arrived! Exactly one week after the podcast that inspired it, and only *four days* after announcing it was available! Dontcha just LOVE living in the future? 😀
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