Friday, May 4th, 2007 -- 2:30AM
17 Holland St., Davis Square, Somerville, MA with Jonathan Coulton
The Johnny D’s Website says describes you as “Rock” on the calendar page so I think you better hire a drummer and electric guitarist that night.
In addition to the drummer and electric guitarist, you are clearly going to require leather jackets, jeans that are hitched up around your knees, tattoos, facial piercings, beer breath, a posse of fan-girls, and some ‘tuuuuude.
Don’t forget the silver chains around the jeans and the long ghetto-fabulous medallions around your necks. Oh and you’ll need to make your hair stick out every which way, so you’ll need a lot of hair gel, too.