Uncle Puffy’s

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When you and all your friends are in the basement, hangin’ out
And suddenly, the munchies strike and turn you inside out
Cue up Side One of Dark Side of the Moon and come with me
To Uncle Puffy’s New Organic Magic Snack Food Factory

Don’t bother with White Castle—we’ve got everything you need
Our brownies and our trail mix are completely free from seeds
Made with love and tenderness, and extra THC
By Uncle Puffy’s New Organic Magic Snack Food Factory

Get baked good off our baked goods; high times are guaranteed
At Uncle Puffy’s New Organic Magic Snack Food Factory

Notes

See this Associated Press article about how federal officials raided an Oakland factory that was making snack foods laced with marijuana for medical use.

Also, yes, we know that we rhymed "out" with "out." Shame on us. Lazy songwriters…