Pillsbury Cookie Dough

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It’s four in the morning
You sneak out of bed
And tiptoe down the stairs

Go to the kitchen
Leave off the light
The Pillsbury® cookie dough’s waiting there

Yeah, you open the door
Take the tube in your hand
Get the scissors down from the shelf

Peel back the label
Give it a squeeze
You’re gonna eat the whole thing all by yourself

There’s nothing better than a whole damn tube of raw cookie dough
(Go on and eat it all)
Don’t slice it, don’t cook it, don’t serve it, don’t share it
(Go on and eat it all)
Hide the wrapper at the bottom of the trash
And go back up to bed
Filled with shame
And cookie dough
From Pillsbury®