Originally a part of our Exhaustive List of Unused CD Titles, this list grew long enough to justify its own section. And for the record, we came up with this list long before a cerain author/humorist/computer pitchman fellow came up with his little 700 Hobo Names list. Granted, he did it more exhaustively, funnier, and more successfully; but nonetheless, we did not copy his idea—merely his posting of it publicly in the hopes that people might spontaneously draw pictures based on the list, thereby widening our fan base and boosting our self-esteem.
- Strippy The Clown
- Boffo The Clown
- Buffo The Clown
- Drips The Clown
- Porno The Clown
- Mentos The Clown
- Felches The Clown
- Grout the Clown
- Oboe the Clown
- Bumbo the Clown
- Salvo the Clown
- Drowny the Clown
- Viagra the Clown
- Acetone the Clown
- Zarathustra the Clown
- Styptic the Clown
- Recidivo the Clown
- Unctuous the Clown
- Reflux the Clown
- Maalox the Clown
- Scurvy the Clown
- Rickets the Clown
- Noriega the Clown
- Polyp the Clown
- Garbo the Clown
- Tantric the Clown
- Phalanx the Clown
- Bondage the Clown
- Asbestos the Clown
- Trenton the Clown
- Aspic the Clown
- Marfin the Clown
- Merkin the Clown
- Dropsy the Clown
- Ponzi the Clown
- Garrotte the Clown
- Calphalon the Clown
- Juvie the Clown
- Schmoey Schmoe-head the Clown
- Nixon the Clown
- Droppo the Clown
- Lesions the Clown
- Boner the Clown
- Clowny the Clown
- Clooney the Clown
- Frowny the Clown
- Enfilade the Clown
- Mojo the Clown
- Ploop the Clown
- Contusions the Clown
- Animus the Clown
- Pooey Poo-head the Clown
- Weiner the Clown
- Bac-o’s the Clown
- Buckminster Fuller the Clown
- Domey the Clown
- Subjunctive Predicate the Clown
- Pestilence the Clown
- Fury the Clown
- Ninja the Clown
- Platano the Clown
- Melons the Clown
- Nutout the Clown
- Dangles the Clown
- Tipsy the Clown
- Steerage the Clown
- Dunkirk the Clown
- Antietam the Clown
- Chins the Clown
- Genuflection the Clown
- Kreplach the Clown
- Pringles the Clown
- Shingles the Clown
- Viscera the Clown
- Viggo the Clown
- Kielbasa the Clown
- Sterno the Clown
- Salieri the Clown
- Flaubert the Clown
- Gaspachio the Clown
- Chagganooga the Clown
- Nougat the Clown
- Lumps the Clown
- Chewie the Clown
- Wookie the Clown
- Kotter the Clown
- Dracula the Clown
- Han Solo the Clown
- Jabba the Clown
- Lando the Clown
- Alone the Clown
- Felony the Clown
- Diaspora the Clown
- Perspicacity the Clown
- Tapenade the Clown
- Detritus the Clown
- Jaundice the Clown
- Sbarro the Clown
- Osmosis the Clown
- Achtung! the Clown
- Stabbo the Clown
- Oleo the Clown
- Tampopo the Clown
- Nagano the Clown
- Synergy the Clown
- Effluvia the Clown
- Leg Warmers the Clown
- Roboto the Clown
- Prozac the Clown
- Eukenuba the Clown
- Retsin the Clown
- Rogaine the Clown
- Ethel Merman the Clown
- Topical Crème the Clown
- Ointment the Clown
- Cold Compress the Clown
- Ace Bandage the Clown
- Bourbon the Clown
- Bowels the Clown
- Brundlefly the Clown
- Platanos the Clown
- My People the Clown
- Mo’ Broccoli the Clown
- Borracho the Clown
- Smuts the Clown
- Nehi the Clown
- Olestra the Clown
- Greedo the Clown
- Coolio the Clown
- Consiglieri the Clown
- Dinner Bell the Clown
- Maligno the Clown
- Angelos the Clown
- Parabola the Clown
- Velcro the Clown
- Nubbins the Clown
- Scuppers the Clown
- Kippers the Clown
- Flautas the Clown
- Blintzes the Clown
- Decoupage the Clown
- Sprockets the Clown
- Lupins the Clown
- Gorditas the Clown
- Funyuns the Clown
- Manicles the Clown
- Drano the Clown
- Alcoa the Clown
- Spores the Clown
- Spleens the Clown
- Placenta the Clown
- Melanoma the Clown
- Pathos the Clown
- Explosivo the Clown
- Feces the Clown
- Epoxy the Clown
- Ruminant the Clown
- Calamari the Clown
- Toffifay the Clown
- Proletariat the Clown
- Cop Rock the Clown
- Tunisia the Clown
- Cabal the Clown
- Glasnost the Clown
- Lanolin the Clown
- Surfeit the Clown
- Pillages the Clown
- Acela the Clown
- Wads the Clown
- Bulges the Clown
- Apshai the Clown
- Zork the Clown
- Socratic Method the Clown
- Stoma the Clown
- Bulldog the Clown
- Bilbo the Clown
- Stephen McNulty the Clown
- Ball in the Clown
- Schyler the Clown
- Santyl the Clown
- Fungible the Clown
- Fergie the Clown
- Verizon the Clown
- Magma the Clown
- Clown the Clown
- Mature Content the Clown
- Humpy the Clown
- Flabby the Clown
- Meniscus the Clown
- Mellotron the Clown
- M.C. Escher the Clown
- Morbidly Obese the Clown
- Fluffer the Clown
- Strychnine the Clown
- Tolstoy the Clown
- String Theory the Clown
- Mastication the Clown
- Corpuscle the Clown
- Animatronic Abraham Lincoln the Clown
- Arrears the Clown
- No Lo Contendere the Clown
- Top Copy is Yours the Clown
- Wankel the Clown
- Peristalsis the Clown
- Next Stop Friendship Heights the Clown
- Pompatus the Clown
- T’aint the Clown
- Repetitive Motion Disorder the Clown
- Post-traumatic Stress Disorder the Clown
- Aphasia the Clown
- Enlarged Prostate the Clown
- Irritable Bowel Syndrome the Clown
- Feline Distemper the Clown
- Riboflavin the Clown
- Flintstones Chewable Vitamins the Clown
- Metamucils the Clown
- Premature Ejaculation the Clown
- Erection Lasting More Than 4 Hours the Clown
- The the Clown
- Quadratic Equation the Clown
- Stephen Hawking the Clown
- Hello Larry the Clown
- Mildly Amusing the Clown
- Scary to Children the Clown
- Harmful If Swallowed the Clown
- Do Not Take Internally the Clown
- Courtesy Flush the Clown
- Chuck Norris the Clown
- Collect all Four the Clown
- Buckaroo Bonsai Reference the Clown
- Your Mom Just Died the Clown
- Jonathan Coulton the Clown
- Axis of Evil the Clown
- Crystal Pepsi the Clown
- Dr. Bob the Clown
- FEMA the Clown
- Broken Levee the Clown
- Rhyming Couplet the Clown
- Iambic Pentameter the Clown
- Reforestation the Clown
- Eustachian Tube the Clown
- Trachea the Clown
- Duodenum the Clown
- Relapse the Clown
- Dressing on the Side, Please, the Clown
- High Fructose Corn Syrup the Clown
- High Fiber Diet the Clown
- Load Bearing Wall the Clown
- Partially Hydrogenated the Clown
- Reconstituted Meat Slurry the Clown
- 30,000 lbs of Bananas the Clown
- Open-source Coding the Clown
- Network Administrator the Clown
- Subversive Meme the Clown
- 4th Grade Education the Clown
- Conscientious Objector the Clown
- Monkeydogs the Clown
- Irregular Heartbeat the Clown
- Asystole the Clown
- Peak Oil the Clown
- SEPTA IRA the Clown
- Diversified Stock Portfolio the Clown
- No-load Funds the Clown
- 0% APR for 12 Months the Clown
- Zero-Sum Game the Clown
- Nitrogen-fixing Crop Rotation the Clown
- Frame-off Restoration the Clown
- Acid Bath the Clown
- Knights Templar the Clown
- Mary Magdalene the Clown
- Unexpected Plot Twist the Clown
- Kennesaw Mountain Landis the Clown
- Unintended Consequences the Clown
- Odd-lot Purchases the Clown
- Martyrs the Clown
- Consenting Adults the Clown
- Store-brand Taco Seasoning the Clown
- Penultimate the Clown
- It’s Not a Balloon It’s an Airship the Clown