For the past six years or so, Storm has been collecting the various CD titles we’ve come up with. Many of them came from just sitting around, being silly. Some of them came from random conversations ("[random phrase other person just said]? That would be a great CD title…"). Some of them even were actual attempts to come up with a title for an upcoming CD. (What the hell were we thinking?)
However they got here, here they are. And there’s a frickin’ lot of ’em. Enjoy.
- Hand-Me-Down Smoke
- Node Farmers
- East Of Edam
- Go, Chatchi, Go!
- Mr. Tangerine Man
- Punky Brewster’s Millions
- 3-Ring Convent
- Mice Elf
- Cupful Of Innnards
- Youtopia
- Fungal Jungle
- Fun Gal
- La Marseilles On Rye
- Feel Goal
- Fecal Matterhorn
- Stinky Brillo
- Stumpy Peeps
- Peeps Stampede
- March Of The Peeps
- Gleep Road
- Legal Bagel
- Fartburger
- Toad Sample
- E-Turd.Com
- Some Of The Parts
- Catameringue
- Cannibal Daycare
- Snack Wagon
- Snow Cohen
- Trail Of Ears
- Slide, Manny, Slide!
- Baaaaaad Mammer Jammer
- Isaac Hazing
- Fryin’ Up Yer Spleen
- Lou Bega Is Dog
- But Of Course
- Cristi’s Corpse
- Coarse Humor Sandbar
- Islands Of Perspicacity
- Dr. Detroit Lives
- Apeshet
- Proud Pile
- Gomer’s Pile
- Driving Gomer Pyle
- Gomertone
- Preparation Pi
- H Bum
- Glass Roses
- Corporal Sculpture
- Nose Detector
- Dollars And Scents
- Fart-Chi
- Why Kwan Doh?
- Cracker Fling-Fest
- Spreadable Fun
- No Time For Jerky
- Rollercustard
- Train Reek
- Some Do, Some Doo-Doo
- Jimmy Carter Is Smarter
- Kobayashi Marooned
- Vine Tasters
- Midnight In The Garden Of Poo
- Handel Bar
- Rassling
- Scolded By Mrs. Butterworth
- Honk Ease
- Trained Snot
- Congreff
- Foupy Falef
- Salassel
- Wee The People
- Star Cursed Lubbers
- Aaar! The Whaler!
- Scene Of The Brine
- Eustationary
- Whappin’ The Drum
- Druncle
- Doomsday Salad Bar
- Unfortunate Treat
- Columbus’ Big ‘Ol Fat Head
- That’s Not Lincoln!
- Strip Search Party
- Flingin’ Cake
- Boat ‘O’ Barley
- Wallace & Vomit
- Lurch Did It
- Ex-Creation
- Mounds With Nuts Is A. Joy
- 1x, 2x, 3x = Lady
- Lady = Tramp
- Tramp On A Lady
- Trampolady
- I Love You > Ability To Communicate Love
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 = S W OT
- Cigar Tissue
- Crew’s Ship
- Plastic Mustache Hoe-Down
- Perpendicular Universe
- Lie Ability
- Farting Bandit
- Too Troo
- Mick’s Trail
- Joe Dante’s Inferno
- Diff’rent Strokes Underground Reunion
- Nobody Suspects Da Vinci’s Notebook
- Celebrity Turd Squatters
- Slobwiches
- Rat Pie
- Later, Hosers!
- City Of Lice
- Back Bored
- Fleeing The Circus
- Cagey Animals
- Gag Me And Lace Me
- Pachydermatology
- Fool Podgorney, I
- Slobbertooth Tiger
- Enter Sandman, Stage Left
- Edith Loves Art
- Unexpected Satan
- Jelly Bean-O
- Timber Toothpicks
- Limber Like A Noodle
- Italian Fussilli Torture
- I Talian, You Jane
- Tally Buns
- Snow Bubbles
- Hot Tub Olfactory Surprise
- Ollie’s Factory
- Fear Thisssssssss
- Copin’ With Chopin
- Chopin Broccoli
- Beet Haven
- Ludwig Van Casserole
- Shoe, Bert?
- Hand-Held Messiah
- Almond Danish
- Moe Sarte
- Bake
- Decomposing A Classic Of My Own
- Vat Of Unseemly Things
- Doo Dad Lullaby
- Zip-A-Dee Doo Dead
- Kibbles And Rare Bits
- Don’t Bicker With The Vicar
- Victorious Thrills
- Cinnamon Creeps
- Don’t Hurt The Hammer
- High-Brow Club
- Mono-Brow Train Wreck
- Fuzzy As A Rock
- Davey Crockett In Tomorrowland
- Tonsilvania
- Eat Three For Good Luck
- Horseshoe Noggin Reminder
- Father Of The Brood
- I Love Loosey
- Mother Goose-Steps
- Turn Your Head And Barf
- Impromptutu
- Osmond Teeth
- Donny’s Next Comeback
- Meatloaf Will Shoot Us
- Live Free And Pay Later
- No Two Tiramisu Are Alike
- Sorry About The Miso
- Crusty Jokes
- Enema Countdown
- Dean Of Martians
- Space Barbers
- Space Barbarians
- Barbarians In Space
- Babarino In Space
- Horsshack 3000
- Again With The Kotter Stuff
- Folger’s In Space
- We’d Sell Out, But No One’s Buying
- Julie’s Funniest Impression
- Sensitive Artists
- Berkeley House Hunters
- Noze
- Twice As Many
- Rancho Macho
- Todos Los Fodors
- Miranda Lullaby
- Last Right, Remain Silent
- Moth-Eaten Script
- Writes Of Spring
- Summer’s Soul Stays
- Soul-O Project
- Sore Grapes
- Go Down With The Slop
- I’m Strainin’
- Groan Man
- I Don’t Want These Yams No More
- Garlic Voodoo Dance
- Crumple Zone Picnic
- Trickle Wick
- Bolt-On
- The Next Big Thing
- Gooney Goo-Goo
- Thish My Houshe
- DVN & The Delaware Destroyers
- Delaware, Destroyed
- Delaware Death Star
- No Sales In Utah
- Trigotry
- Mr. Poobles
- Et Tu, Q-Bert?
- Ernie’s Joystick
- Q’s New Lair
- Ridin’ The Peacock
- Pennystock Rescue
- Happy Hazards
- Son Of Zurg
- Streep’s Throat
- Strep Search
- The Unbearable Likeness Of Beans
- Coolage And The Beans
- Who Gives A Smelly Flock, Anyway?
- Tower Of Pizza
- Sausage Impostor
- Drum Shtick
- Talk To The Moon
- Hockey Talkey
- Mockery Cocktail
- Groping Trees
- Science In Kansas
- Emmy Jo’s Big Comeback
- Home Ruminations
- King Of The Whirled
- I Still Want To Meet Paul McCartney
- Tacos Pocos
- L’ecole Des Poux-Poux
- And, To Drink, Peru!
- Pardon My Flunch
- Billy And Betty Foster
- Rollin’ The Big Dice
- Big Laughing Ogre
- Ogre Eaters
- Dr. Skull’s Magic Death Elixir
- Crossbonz
- Helz Bladz
- Demon Tryxx
- Blud Wor
- Satanz Sparx
- Fyre Pyre
- Destruxx
- Rotz Meats
- Yellow Raisins Are Snot
- Your Cat Saw My Wiener
- Together We Are B.J. Surhoff
- They Is Bernie
- Born To Play Minnie Me
- Ice Cream And Chicken Patties
- You Don’t Do That To Rollergirl
- Banjo Separation Procedure
- Siamese Twinkies
- Ho Ho Mutiny
- Little Debbie Tooth Crushers
- Stick Your Head In, He Doesn’t Bite
- Beautiful Creature!
- Brunch For Fasters
- Lionel Ritchie Is On My Ceiling
- Precious Moments
- Entertain Sandman
- Loogie Catchers
- Stay Away From My Pants
- Amie Chameleon
- Mike Can Do Without The Cheese
- Fire Marshall Follies
- Quasi Modo?
- People On The Go-Go
- Dram Of Eye Juice
- Courting The Blintzes
- Stone Cold Nekkid
- Grab By The Wattle And Pull
- Sooooooooooul Traaaaain!
- Pork Barrel Polka
- If Given The Chance, Dogs Will Sniff Your Butt
- Rescuing Snakes Can Make You Faint
- I Dream Of Martha Stewart
- Waite’s Loogie
- Loogie Nights
- Toonces The Farting Cat
- *Piff!*
- Sewer Angioplasty
- Little Cookies Taste Better
- Single Malted Milk Balls
- Boy, You’d Be Hip If You Were In This List
- You Dropped A Bombe On Me
- Fall Into The Gap Band
- Slippery When Wheat
- Blank Stare Masters
- Battlecat’s Big Ol’ Litter Box
- Gummy Beers
- Back To Square Four
- This Time, Gilligan’s Pissed
- Mister Howl
- Cooter’s Garage
- Razing Arizona
- Spoon Dabblin’
- Clamma Lamma Ding Dong
- Bean Skien
- Songs I’ve Never Heard Before
- Gropey The Mailman
- More Awful Than Not
- Hu Nu?
- Fromage
- Message On The Plate
- Bbqute
- Frixxxxxxxx
- For Gosh Sakes, Throw It Out Already
- Rake Away The Pain
- Strop In The Name Of Love
- Tragic Application Of Paste
- The Wish Beast
- Chew Da’ Phat
- Bugs Down My Snorkle Tube
- I Did It All For A Frookie
- Spongy Mess
- The Trunk Ate It
- Subway Big Fart
- Don’t Pickle The Cat
- Joby’s Addiction
- Teal Appeal
- 20 Minute Shafting
- Don Quixote’s Map Quest
- Officious So-And-So
- New Sneakers Make You Run Faster
- Coal In, Wrecked ‘Em
- Tin Hips
- Juggler’s Veins
- Taffy Lips
- Laff And Barf
- Condiment Scandal
- Seismic Shopper
- Stoplights: Semi Conductors
- Meat Palace
- Wrap It In Bacon
- Sliver Dinner
- Low Road Victory
- Detox For Your High Horse
- “B” As In “Platypus”
- In Her Mouth, An Amethyst
- Tact Is For Wimps
- Self-Fertilizing
- Crotchety Version Of YOU
- Old Coot Demarcation
- Mirror, Mirror, On Ken Wahl
- Good Things In The Past
- Breakfast Just Escaped
- Snotting Spree
- One Blink For “Yes”
- Earnest Goes Underground
- Cleetis Gets Some
- We Moo, Too.
- Wee Toot
- Bowling Ball To The Gut
- Gaul Bladders
- Janie’s Got A Gum
- Don’t Give Them To Paco
- Pitching Penny Stocks
- Funky Lives For Funky People
- Borrowing Kisses
- Like Normal, Just More Ponderous
- Ugly Tree Acorns
- Drop The Top At Chess Peak Bay
- Joy Ride Passengers
- The Adventures Of Snake Boy In Boot Land
- Infinite Tea
- Quetzilkoala
- Barf Sauce Yucky, No!
- Cayke
- Cous-Cous Boogie
- Two Twix Carburetor Remedy
- Now I’m Going To Bust A Move
- Croney Boners
- Standing Up In A Deeeep Pit
- I Dig My Sister
- Turning The Cube
- Bizcotti
- Don’t Bother The Frog
- Next To Nuttin’
- Snatched From The Jaws Of Victory
- Sexy, Sexy Ankles
- Barf Bag BBQ
- Standing On The Pile
- Starved For Attrition
- Hearts And Minds Salad
- Too Humid For Coriander
- Smike
- Efficient Drag Queens
- Pampered Chef Palace
- Hallelujah For Your Head
- Shoutin’ ‘Bout Taters!
- Stalling Four Times
- Tea Enema Square
- Bay City Rollers
- Dreaming Of Spaetzle
- Noodles Of The World, Unite
- Sentence Without Breaths Or Punctuation
- Deaf Sentence
- Sentient Breakfast
- Big Mac Police Brutality
- Starchy Wall Pasta Test
- Zigglies
- Smile And Fart
- Grinning Can Be Trouble
- Playing Footsies With Danger
- Gonna Bruce Lee Your Sorry Ass
- El Salto
- Running Out Of Names
- Mid-Morningquil
- Drugs For Bugs
- Applecrack Cereal
- Cracked Wheat Sanitarium
- Lobster Asylum
- Rubber Banned
- Football Prayers
- Final Four
- Elite Eight
- Sweet Sixteen
- Theocratic Thirty-Two
- Septogigatropic Sixty-Four
- Bob Dylan Down A Well
- Court, Knee, Cocks
- Knockers On My Door
- Spoon Flesh
- Teeing Off In The Drizzle
- Foo Fighter Smack-Down
- No Refund, Exchange
- Spin Dentist
- Rock Your Boat Like A Little Toy Raft
- Brick Of Squirmy Worms
- Talkin’ Back To The Guru
- Naughty Boy Palm Hair
- Go There
- Stonewall Mosby
- Melvatoid Mcbaxter
- What The Heck Was In That Thing?
- Coney The Safety Buzzard
- Ball Of Conniption
- The King Is Having A Fit
- Let Me Eat Cake
- Cop Cakes
- Surprisingly Good Chowder
- Plunging For Dollars
- Me Say “Mayo”
- Fried Mayonnaise
- Post Our Child
- Mabalabawaba
- Melt In Your Moat
- Moat Cheese
- River Of Cheddar
- Two-Chord America
- Glowering Errors
- Damp Cell Funhouse
- Pitching Woo
- Partly, But Partly Not
- Et Lascivious Flatulus
- Turd Corners
- Build A House, Monkey Boys!
- Three Chord Requiem
- Old, Comfortable Double Standard
- Shut Up, Girls!
- Trembling Sticks
- Pickle Pus
- My Own Stink
- Boo Who?
- Shrimp Biscuit
- Ralphcon
- I’d Like To See Claire
- Pompotis Of Love
- Limey Gum
- Sic And Tyrant
- Syd Vivacious
- Beef Sparks
- Comedy Is About Surprise. Boo!
- Unknown Solder
- Duck Tape
- Stinky Foot Purgatory
- U B Illin’
- Thank God They Found A Cure For “Illin’”
- I Do Believe My Lunch Has Legs
- Pants Puppet
- Beware The Ideas Of March
- Ruffled Rice Cakes
- Spandau Mosh Pit
- Be Kind To The Blind
- Finders, Lepers
- Futile Society
- Herman Munster’s Neck Plugs
- Antisepticklish
- Stagger, Stagger, Crawl, Crawl
- Spanish Steppes
- You’ve Got The Wicked Itch
- Lettin’ The Fur Fly
- Salty Little Mints
- Worm Meals
- Eft On The Left
- Naval Oranges
- Bone Sausages
- Blintz Blitz
- Hungarian Booby Pickle
- Demo Is Good Enough
- Glass Tigger
- Spies Of Life
- Glommin’ On
- Nakedly Bare
- No More Flesh For You, Mister!
- Dryin’ Off The Chassis
- Tree-Mendous Maryland
- Manureful Meadows
- The Wrath Of Chaka Khan
- Happy Yes Joy Tidbits
- Born To Run Away
- Some Grills
- The Wallet
- Pinch-A Da Cheek
- Are We Young Yet?
- Boomer, The Cut-Rate Benji
- Acting With Apes
- Apesuit Cotillion
- Cat Meringue
- Chicken Little Was Right
- Strict Nine
- We Haven’t Rehearsed Since X-Mas
- I Don’t Want To Be A Monkey’s Uncle No More
- Chimichangaaaaaaaaaaa
- Butterfat Parade
- Happy Cheese Puppets
- Duck Neck Treats
- Scruffy Li’l Boner
- Appalachian Dental Plan
- Clown Droppings
- Big Clown Death
- Dr. Dracula Is Afraid Of Apples
- The Incredible Shrinking Bank Account
- Chicken Cutlets On A Stick
- Pound It Until It Tastes Good
- * I * I * I * I * I * I * I *
- None For You, Wise Guy
- Toe, Knee, Chest, Nutella
- Earth, Wind, And Radon
- Blood, Sweat, And Tea
- Placatac
- The World According To The AARP
- Stunted Drivers
- Prood
- Walkin’ Around All Wacky
- Flappy Arm Traffic Control
- Mosey On Over To Nowhere In Particular
- Corney Dog Biscuits
- The Hip And Corrupt
- Little Visual Adventures
- Cheek Smear
- Travels With The Scarlet Possum
- Two K’s With Feet
- Just A Blur. Yessir.
- Dogs Can’t Use A Straw
- Terror On The Potty
- My Head Now Smells Of Whale Guts
- Beary, Beary Tired
- Poetry For Sociopaths
- Thigh As Knife Holder: Not Recommended
- Sloppy Plateful Of Weather
- Rasta Manwich
- Arrington
- Turner’s Big Chance
- Magic Foot Powder
- Two Can
- Nick Ate Four
- Re-Probe Eight
- Six Teens’ Sweat
- Third Tee, Too!
- Tea For Sex
- One Dread Hun’s Twin Ate Tea
- Two Hunt Red, Fief Tease Six
- Stupid Exponential Puns
- Bad Place For A Claw
- Nooks, But No Crannies
- The First Wookie Title
- Padding Along Nicely
- Incomplete Title
- Followed By Another One
- Must Be An Haiku
- Aren’t You Clever?
- Only Ten People Got That
- Lollipop For You!
- How About That One?
- I Can See You’re On To Me
- I’ll Cut It Out Now
- Really
- Stoic, Forgotten Fable Villian
- Shed No Tears For The Ogre
- Butterchurn Fluids
- Birthday In Spain
- Undue Influence
- EFOEFOEFOEFO!
- The Second Wookie Title
- Sounds Like A Giraffe To Me
- Creativity Is Eight Parts Tired
- Novelty Film
- Oscar’s Unspoken Word
- Delaware Or Florida?
- Mr. Holland’s Engineering Feat
- Date Band
- Stranger Than Friction
- Tidybowl Regatta
- Back To Where I’ve Never Been
- Basssssssssssssssss Fishing
- The First Chewie Title
- Dontcha Dare
- Cliffnote Scriptwriter
- Aragoner
- Means In The End
- Smelt It, Deal It, Live It
- Tracking A Sickness
- Are They Fighting Against Or With Foo?
- Stranger Things Have Never Happened
- Poignant Carnival
- Trade Show Blah Blah Blah
- Educating Readers
- Mega Hurts
- How About These Mega Bites?
- Patronizing Commercial
- Nowhere, Man.
- Boggie Head
- Smarmy Dance
- Pointing There, There, And There
- McNugget Revolution
- New Ronald Rodeo
- Hip At Last, Hip At Last, Hip At Last
- Pokey Man
- Booger Jokes
- Thanks, Moshe!
- Crane Drain
- Visine Time
- Cold As Silence
- Thrice Times Twice
- Nice Nice Niece’s Knees
- E’er There’s Hare’s Ear Hair
- Due To Do Deux Doo-Doo
- Aye, I Eye High
- Glomburgers
- Plank People
- Candy Cane Dental Plan
- Sports Lard
- Economy Sneeze
- Stranglefish
- Nohio
- Comfort Of Milk
- Phoo Phighters
- Ricochet Off Yer Fat ‘Ol Head
- *Spwingg!*
- Burp The Burlap
- Put Your Skin Back On
- Fingertip Brotherhood
- Igloo Chimney Sweep
- Frozen Eskimo Balls
- Johnny’s Been A Bad, Bad Boy
- Nothing Annoys Quite Like This
- Stalked By And Especially Keen Idea
- Skrood Again
- Tape Dancing
- Book Us On Priceline.Com
- Ebaying At The Moon
- Days That Never Were
- No Interest In Borrowed Time
- Mortgaging Guts
- Smokestack Progress
- Bleak Targets
- Wacky Clown
- Turn Your Head To The Top
- For The Last Time, Maybe
- Extra Place
- Big, Fat Liar
- Watch The Piggie Run
- Strohs
- Conquer & Bind
- Counting Tiles
- Flag Of Bewilderment
- Huh?
- [Ooh][Ee][Ooh Ah Ah]
- Mickey’s Big Mouth Vehicular Rescue
- Gettin’ A Mouse Fer Nuthin’
- Squash, Squash, Splurt!
- Daffy Used To Be Cool
- Second Chewie Title
- Obscure Reference That Even I Will Forget
- Bleecker To Evers To Chance
- Suppositories For Your Brain
- Gooing Effect
- There Must Be A Word For It
- Taco Bell Gravity Picasso
- Unveil A Stomach Painting
- Digestive Barrage
- Drooling With A Vengeance
- Esophageal Reverse Flush
- Heart In My Glands
- Thrumming Cabbages
- >< Feeling A Bit Grumpy
- Vanilla Ice Capades
- “Ploop” Said The Cat’s Butt
- Kill Your Parents While They Sleep
- Sleep Farting
- Strawberry Drano
- No Time Left For Spoons
- Leaning Tower Of Funyuns
- Not So Wubbulous
- Cheese Hat
- Scary Strolling Behatted Cat
- Besuited Men
- Besooted Men
- Outgassing
- Turnpike Curiosities
- Marshland Underground Society (MUS)
- Elvis’ Red Little Thingy
- The Next Wookie Title
- Buttafuoco Pants
- Smiley Cloth
- Strasburgers
- Follow The Bouncing, Bloody Stump Of Meat
- Lunchin’ On Eddie
- Liquid Tourniquet
- Snack Shark
- Wiggly Snack
- Burned Out Snack Shack
- Vestigial Nathan’s
- Boozehound
- Vestigial Booze
- Prehensile Bladder
- Uncle Colonel Sanders
- Big Sister Is Getting Taller
- Soon, You Are Crushed
- Moat Poker Party
- Burlap Fashion Show
- Glamorous As My Brown Star
- Fancy, Fancy, Fancy
- Sequined Pet
- Frequent Farter’s Miles
- Maalox Casserole
- Next-To-Last Supper
- The Ultimate Pen
- Beside Me, Paul Yawns
- Bulbous
- Bubba’s Fleshy Masses
- My Titians!
- My Favorite Martini
- Favourite
- Colour
- Utilise
- Benneettoonn
- Aaaaaaaah!
- Mis-Ter-Ro-Bo-To
- Cool Cylon Sound
- Starbuck’s Gettin’ Laid Again
- Booooo On Baltar
- Boss Hogg/Baltar Axis
- Diggin’ Up Denver Pyle
- Hangin’ With Cooter
- Duke Pant Slide Marks
- Repetitive Footage
- Breakin’ The Slaw
- Slaw Fixx
- Sister Sludge
- Percy Dredge
- Otis Reading
- Lady Mar-Ma-LAAAAAAD
- Munderkruntz!
- Beef Stoo
- Double Ohs Are Funny
- No More Kotter References After This One
- Welcome Away
- Manwhole
- Treacle Symbiosis
- Destroyer Of Bargains
- Sidewalk Muncher
- Your Mane Here
- Ta-Da!
- Not Bad To Mr. Us
- Drawing Brandy
- Revolution Of The Duodenum
- Spellcheck Victory
- Billy Joel Was A Steel Drivin’ Man
- Courting Appeals
- Strongpie
- Waltz Your Way To Vienna
- Austrian Marsh Pits
- We Already Got Rid Of Them
- The Booger Family Album
- Strafing For Apples
- 801!
- Stroke Of Luke
- By Rule Of Might
- Turncoat Mighty Mouse
- Industrial Might Happy-Town
- Shootout At The Get A Rope Corral
- Drag Raisons
- Simple Stool
- Good Time For Catastrophe
- Speak For Your Salve
- Thinkin’ Like Lincoln
- Mr. Cigar Big Shot
- Fair Weather Fiend
- Mex Tax
- Options Need To Be Made
- Birthplace Of Bands
- Home Of The Yucky Sandwich
- Gotta Cram It Down
- Eez Funny
- Imneverusingspacesorpunctuationagain
- !
- Inexplicable Perfume Campaign
- Nonsequitors Are Sexy
- Smog Woggler
- Pail Of Fools
- Doleful Ride
- Strange Days, Indeed
- Malarkey & Malarkey, Spin Doctors
- Tax Mess
- Pit Scar
- It’s A Keeper
- Awl Or Nothing
- Eye Society
- Over The Mun
- Mole Hole
- Tour Of Doody
- Chortle
- Never You Mind, Sucka
- The Imagination Is A Scary Place
- Keep That Thing Away From Me
- Bob, Dill, And Joe’s Knee
- M&M Yum Yum Yum
- Ripley’s Interior Back Scratch
- Third Chewie Title
- SIM Digestive System
- Strong Arm Of The Lard
- Don’t Panic, If You Don’t Want To
- Shut-In Party
- Carnal Atmosphere
- Relations With Chairs
- Nayme Culling
- Super Duper Tramp
- Days Of Duper
- Nothing Was Better Than Superman
- Pancake Heimlich
- “F” Troop Shenanigans
- No Pop Stars Over 30
- Cardiff Pygmy
- Total Hummus Destruction
- Gloppy Fate
- Elfin Mustard
- Crab Gut Pate
- Groovy High Steeping
- Plinky A Go-Go
- Triumph Of Tragedy
- Martian Invention For Thee
- The Magic Of Crayon
- Made Less Scary And There For You
- Staring At The Sun And Sneezing
- No Way To Follow The Rules
- Too Fast For The Judge
- Prison For Speeders
- Master Mined
- Pickax Dental Care
- Tortoise Smell
- Cumuppence
- Beliefs Of The Languid
- Muzzle Musk
- Laugh At The Vegetable Man
- Your Face Shouldn’t Do That
- Glee Flinger
- Timmy Big Hands
- Ting, Mon!
- Age Of Funny-Looking Ships
- Martial Playground
- Wielding Shadows
- Spinning Off Beat
- Solid Wallet
- Expressing The Wrong Things Now
- Batting .340, No No Nanette
- Pre-Season Exuberance
- Roadtrip Follies
- Clark! Clark!
- Mocha Monster
- Minka Lips
- Obscure From The Start
- Somebody Make This Thing Searchable
- Any Other Suggestions, Mr. All-Powerful?
- Building The Perfect Beef
- Association For A Considerable Fee
- Fashion Fat
- Steel Horse Iditarod
- Mine Your Own
- Spar Jar
- Punching The Shards
- Is Good. You Buy.
- Ugly Looking Letters
- Kwvzkqx
- Oolanacoloco
- Soothing Tropism
- We’re Bernie Now
- Splattertrap
- Aria 54
- Everybody Plays The Flute
- Yesterday’s T-Shirt
- It’s Melting In My Hand
- Mr. Clean Rampage
- Rollerblade Express
- Squatter’s Bill Of Rights
- Spring Cleaning At The Dojo
- Don’t Give Any Smart Ideas
- Dinosaur Chow Ha, Ha, Ha
- Trained Wreck
- Giving Klinger The Slip
- Bucking For A Demotion
- It’s Just Not .Com Anymore
- Any Mower
- Chemlawn Mutant Army
- Nudged Into The Abyss
- Stork: The Other Other White Meat
- Ottermeat Palisade
- Keanu’s Finest Hour
- Playing Fetch With A Sponge Dog
- Squeeze Me For Bubbles
- Sunshine Sunlight Joy!
- Do They Still Sell Ajax?
- Bright Names For Your Dismal Life
- Satisfaction Pre-Ordained
- Decapitated Yet Naughty
- The Fourth Wookie Title
- West Virginia Hake
- Montana Funk
- Get Down, Cowboy!
- Connecticut Bluegrass
- Texas Opera
- Rock Veal
- One-Stomach Cow
- Freekz
- Feeding And Breeding
- Square Not Square
- Big Gothic
- The Opposite Of Same
- Canned Brain Epiphany
- Fat Mary, Hustling Down The Sidewalk
- Write Something Useful
- Sand Dollars And Sea Change
- Coin Of No Consequence
- The Monster Is Finally Gonna Get Me
- Fartasaurus
- Critical Mass Extinction
- Laptop Gravity Test Flight
- Orange Whip Underground
- Crew Sings Too
- Memphis, Baby!
- Odd Eater
- Odder Eater
- Break Your Nose To Spite My Fist
- It’s All Just Lint In The Catch Pan
- Lessons Of The Funny Dream Time
- Cousin Dupree Upon My Knee
- No Lo Contadina
- Je Sui Peux-Peux
- Le Meow
- French Cats Don’t Shave Their Four Armpits
- Arsenio’s Rococo Perch
- Soft Butter Analogy
- Funn Is A Little More Than Fun, By One
- Dc-9 Empirical Advice
- Spore Chore
- Choir Of Angles
- Rhombus Transfer
- Spare Part Hunting Ground
- The Puppet Doesn’t Want To Be Drowned
- Cruel Indention
- All For The Love Of Carp
- Carpet Dampen
- Candy Corn Downpour
- Don’t Forget Bendy!
- Lyst’s Listless Lost Last List
- Carp’s Craps
- Kill Van Kull
- Drexel Easel
- Mutton Butt
- Woolly Little Heiny
- Cliff’s Edge Retro Motion
- Jokes You Never Wanted To Hear
- Lollipop Big Taste
- Cliffs Of Insanity
- Blowin’ By The First Checkpoint
- Benefits Beggin’ Bowl
- Toffee Tricks
- Can’t Do It Without Mushrooms
- Prolanguid
- Ever Breath
- Surly Bear
- Karl Carl
- Cartoon Purge
- Little Gems Of Insanity
- Razor Slide
- Trip Spark
- Dooooo Youuuuuuu Diiiiiiiiiiiiiig?!
- Forever And Never
- Trimmed Of Fat, But On The Floor
- Dusty Cutlet
- Spiral Moat
- Spurts The Cat
- De-Claude
- Kitten Freakout Fiasco
- Tent Avenue Free South
- Tundra Ode
- Thumb Diode
- Tinder Treats
- Silver Stammer
- Robotic And Threatening
- Quixote Barnyard Romp
- Pork-O-Tronic
- Okratic Method
- Nixon’s Skinny Dipping
- Mr. Bimble’s Last Stunt
- Laughably Moist
- Kriptic Kreme
- Jiggletower
- I Refuse Trash
- Highway To Helen
- Ghoul Post
- Finger Place
- Edgar’s Outdated
- De Do Be Do Baaaaah
- Cold Casing
- Blotter By-Line
- Another Theme, Complete
- Leaping Cats, Mrow!
- Steaky The Cow
- Grapefruit Spoon Man
- Dollic
- Brave Marching Nothing
- I’m E-Sick And E-Tired
- Cheerio Gridlock
- Knucklemeat Porridge
- Little Gertie’s Quite Grown Up
- Salad Sentence
- Veggies Are Free
- Squackin’ Good Gabe
- So Jealous, The Sea
- Sow Her Grapes
- Pretty Little Grind
- Tar Nation
- Surprisingly Tasty Cookie
- What Was I Thinking?
- Motor Bored
- Excellent Distraction
- Lawnmower Decapitation Conversion Kit
- Morbid Today. Indeed.
- Heads Keep A-Loppin’
- Dance Of The Discarded Shrink Wrap
- 1956 Stutz-Bearcat
- Fake-O-Licious
- Commie Chameleon
- Rocky Vs. YOU
- Post Party Carpet Universe
- Frito Lifeforms
- Escallions
- Ambient Detector
- Sonarcotics
- Brat Packages
- Toys For Tyrants
- The Setup, The Dodge
- Dodge My Plymouth
- Moogie!
- Single-Blandedly
- Why, Yes, She Is A Rocket Scientist
- What If The Stork Gets Hungry?
- No Bees, Please
- Soothing Old Hacksaw
- Capturing Moments Not Worthwhile
- Yes, We’re Bored
- Carry My Green Bones Along
- Foggy Fire
- Three Piece Sheep Suit
- Naw, You Can’t Come Here
- Sinus Chlorination
- Epic Quest For Tasty Cheese
- Bacon With Everything
- Three Piece Bathing Suit
- Painted-On Tuxedo
- Doo Bah Chorus
- A Pound Of Pavement
- Youse Use Juice
- Dairy Bar Aftermath
- Bob Marburg
- Brown Egg Easter
- Bullets In The Temple
- Grizzled Cigar
- Five Day Beer
- Secondary Truth
- Sittin’ On Eggs
- Big Bowl Of Grits
- Grizzled Temple Warriors
- No End To The Story
- Hollywood Fashion Machine
- Dog Hollywood
- Vertical Hemline
- Hempster
- Stupid Hamster Song
- The Jumping One
- Ball In The Beanie
- She Wants This Puzzle
- Opening For Gwar
- No Time For ABC’s
- Pontiac Pilot
- Han’s Along For The Ride
- Bonus Tusken
- Wheel Mouse D-Lite
- Wallet Of Distraction
- The K-Tel Thing
- Super 3D Adventureland
- Absoturdly Nuthin’
- I’m Just Mungin’ Around
- Half-Shined
- Hectic Plates
- Free Junk, Dazzit
- You’ve Always Had Super Strength
- Ogre Staff Death
- No More Healing
- Runnin’ Back To Stormy
- Grippin’ The Job
- It’s A Question Of “N”
- Sparkle Spite
- I Can Smell Old People
- Easter Bunny Death Wish
- Hippity Hoppity Party
- Potted Pork
- Corn Dog Masquerade
- Finish Line Followers
- Two Words Unrelated Words
- Art For Bert’s Sake
- Muppety Walls
- I Still Have The Evil Marimba
- You Said Boner
- Pecan Bunny Rocks
- Test-Based Tuvans
- A Place For Clogs
- Chewin’ The Hoof
- Breakin’ In The New Bone
- Quest For Pants
- Side-Angle Scoffing
- Jumbo Seafood
- Mister Kunkel
- Medium Bland
- Spatzle! Spatzle! Spatzle!
- Dot-Com Transient
- Carpet Spatula Towel French Fries
- You Must Be A Limousine
- Makin’ A Root Beer Float
- Salsa Garden
- Chaganooga
- Lady Chaggerly’s Lover
- Food Can Be Found
- I Have Garden Dirt Now
- Eye Of The Garden
- Time For A Wookie Title Soon
- Two-Fruit Tea
- No-Butt People
- Jeans Round-Up
- Swing Arms, Hit Jeans
- I Want To Go In There
- One Sock Gift Pack
- Tickly Sliced Beef
- Side Masted Potatoes
- I Wanted To Be Starbuck
- The Incredible Expanding Gig Horizon
- Credits With A Wink
- Funky Card Money Gain
- Ah-Ah, No, Ah-Ah
- Palookaville Dandies
- Marshall’s Clearance Wardrobe
- Tell It Like It Is
- Fry Eye
- Everything’s Cantilevered
- It’s Important To Use Akimbo
- Egos Akimbo
- Vicious Float
- Two Ducks In A Bucket
- 20 Ought One
- Zed’s Dead, Baby
- The Dread Sea Skulls
- Dread The Paper Dog
- Massive Furniture
- Noisome They Were
- Integrity If Washing Your Hands
- U-69
- Entire New Actual Bed
- Rad-Hot Crumb Biscuits
- Steal Support
- Escape From Itch Mountain
- “Radio” Didn’t Sing That
- Han Sez
- Bob A Ram
- Four-Horn Rhino
- Bi-Ceritops
- Vapid Seasoning
- Jack Cans Coke
- Jack’s Canned Cookies
- Check Kent’s Coat
- Jinx Bonds
- I Have Punched The Monkey
- Waggling Finger
- Banner Shame
- Star After Star After Star
- Gorge Us
- Big-Toe No-Shoe Holiday
- H-Yp-He-N-At-E-D
- Pypensmokit
- Lack Of Daisicals
- No-Pants Cartoons
- Breezy Drawn Butt
- Crispy Mickey
- Freeweight Sofa
- Fungal Scrape Salad
- Cheap Effects
- Troll Doll Bingo
- Gooey Gets A Treat
- Big Empty Eyes
- Lookit That Weasel Go!
- Snagglepoof
- Coal Calls
- Tick-Tack Tchotchkies
- Evil Hair Doctor
- Book Of Diddley Knowledge
- Big Thanks For The Tanks
- Trickling Water Miracle Cure
- Target Bargain Bin
- No-Ear Bunnies
- Loan Some
- Paging All Pagans
- Calling All Kurds
- Tavares Super Set
- Steamy Cleveland
- Ex-Crete
- Malta Shake
- Borneo On The Fourth Of July
- Sing-Sing A Song-Song
- E Pluribus Scrotum
- Incongruent Chorus
- D-Lapidate
- Piñata Candy Scrum
- Stoic Chambers
- Spotted Dick
- And I’m Your Uncle Bob
- Stale Mates
- Drop It And Run
- Mcsurley
- Budget Truck Rental Nightmare
- Hot Tub Instead
- Scheming For A Better You
- Cot And Gin
- Primroses, Primroses
- Naked I’s
- You Got The Floppy Fever
- Stereo Canada
- Lyman’s Last Stand
- Storage Ditch
- Columbine Architects
- Fee Freeze
- Ain’t No Never Nope
- Exponential Negative
- Slow Boat To Iowa
- Prisse Fixx
- Prissy Little Sculpture
- Believe The Weave
- Migraine Wisdom
- Terrence Trent’s Arby’s
- Yuck Yuk
- The Jello Pudding Isjustwhatineed
- Yes, He Ate The Lawn
- Walkie Talkie!
- Dog Gets The Back
- Camera Eye Candy
- Free England Booty Call
- Conjugal Britannia
- Jesse, Now Jerome, Yay-Ess
- Needle Through Your Pelvis
- Tomato Food Buffet
- Bean Specialists, Inc.
- Train Of Fools
- Hubbard Rolling
- Big Coaster Power Moment
- Rule The Sky
- Corkscrewed
- Asynchronous Gemini
- Mean Streak Mannerism
- Man Tits
- Millennium Farce
- Carn Evil #49
- Waiting For Moto
- Trailer Pork
- Mine Ride, Your Ride
- Draggin’ Iron
- Welcome To Alaska
- Marginal Extra
- Woofer Playland
- Toll Hose Cookies
- Calamity James
- Mark Of The Mutton
- We Hates Bagginses
- Grammer Done Wrong With
- And They Said “And”
- Cram Crackers
- AM Maintenance
- Brother For Jenny
- Peel The Ether
- Ether Ore
- Jangly Good Bit
- Rollick Down To The Beach
- Scrape Cookies
- Little Furry Turd Machine
- Schnauzer Mustache
- Clumps Collected
- Tearful Union
- Wolf Meal Anticipation
- Meaningful Pretty View
- Pre-Pubescent Metaphor
- Streaky Sheik
- Fun Things You’ll Never Find Again
- Pining For Pine
- Parrots, France
- Falco’s Last Call
- Bread Without Sandwiches
- U-Pikklit
- Surreptitious Skirt Transpo
- Strong With The Left Arm, Too
- Scissors Swords
- No Surprise About The Orientation
- Tramptations
- Calming Influence Of Klaxons
- Superman Misnomer
- Troll Plaza
- Cheese Karma
- Born To Binge
- Dairy Threat
- Place Du Gonzo
- Swoopy Tune
- Dinosaur, Sr.
- Me The VIII
- Nothing Time Change
- Hall Of Quaking Stoics
- Wino To Wino
- Tacit Expert
- Bucketful Of Please
- It’s Always
- Doleful Spoonful
- Mega Super Omni-Less
- Deft Cons Won
- Scrumpy Doo
- Taz Demolition
- Friends Via Plush
- Queue Line Stuffing Shower
- Who Can Resist?
- Get Thee To Denver
- Eng-A-Land
- Oh, No! Space Monsters!
- Laughably Laughable
- Ha-Ha Shenanigans
- Core Us
- Line Dents
- Smackin’ Around The Help
- Just Short Of “Many”
- Plethora Countdown
- Toop!
- Now Or Never Or Later
- Clan Of The Beer
- Chompy The Hungry Dog
- Metal-Ish
- Minting Spears
- Shucks Wagon
- Loony Cut-Out Rack
- Smarmy Treats
- Knee To The Duodenum
- Kiss Of The Damneded
- Corn Sauce
- Effortless Strain
- The Yowling
- 92 Mph, 82o
- Oh-Niner Niner
- Too Bad About The End
- Complete Shun
- Vulture Head Feast
- Stripple
- Take It Away, Ferret
- Names From Commercials
- Hip Always Sells
- Trying Without Taming
- Canceled Chicks
- Pour Giggle
- Rico Road Trip
- Marching Brands
- Disaster Sandwich
- Theme Perks
- Tall Braille
- Soviet Onions
- It’s Always Behind You
- Speak Before You Park
- Laverneish
- Convict Kick Line
- Sea Quester
- Quixote’s Underwater Adventures
- Litter/Literature Demarcation
- Twin Stains
- Big Flanged Finish
- Wild Has Flown Away
- Cloy Away
- Dry De Bones
- T Rex Super Hype
- Your Head Ain’t Worth Much
- Density Variance
- The Sixth Wookie Title
- Brillig Hoopla
- Clever And Publishing
- Strafing Lettuce
- Pall Maul
- Name Bonus
- Anthem-O-Manic
- Well Of Sickness
- Tactile Memory
- Nose Drive
- Punch Puller
- Sin Biscuit
- Pierced Generation
- Total Flesh Services
- Bum Hucksters
- Arm Cloth
- Hater’s Waiters
- Full To The Gullet
- Unreachable Classroom
- Patio Lessons
- Canal Powder
- Full By 19
- Mussel Loss
- Greev
- Poe Tay Toe
- Poop Top
- Mr. Lincoln’s Harmonies
- Two Tuns
- Root Beard
- Ska With A Twist
- Slight Lee
- Who’s Still Standing?
- Feign Hope
- Bumpin’ Fresh Stuffy Guy
- Natural Aster
- Hear Ring
- Samovar Lips
- Tater Slate
- Cooler King
- Pharaoh Seas
- Diamonds To The Rescue
- Tan-Thru Helmet
- Boan Yard
- Wish E. Wash E.
- Gypsy Despair
- Sallidd
- Couch Cous-Cous
- Better Day Chorus
- Irresistible To Worms
- Meals In Mullet
- Cow Maneuver
- Sporty Shorts
- Perpetually In The Now
- Living In The Paste
- Groan Men
- Moles Of The Sky
- Mini Meat
- All The Way To Then
- Quagmire Tea
- Items For The Pod
- Took The Fork
- Only A Few Will Last
- Bring On The Dreamy Time
- Mining Your Head
- Bluto’s My Hero
- Manic Motion
- Seam Stress
- Multiple Answer Question
- Multiple Question Answer
- Fiveicate
- Corollary Hearth Filler
- Furry Zoo
- Giggling Mail
- Bilge Pomp
- Personal Merger
- Wacky Giraffe
- Sold On An Empty Street
- Bleep Bleep Edict
- Silly Sting
- Piercing Droplets
- Villa Rising To The Top
- Batter Baiters
- Moe & Ron
- Stayle
- Groovy At Home
- Fred Waring Is Still Uncool
- Blender Bender
- Road Rot
- Styx Always Cheers Me Up
- Honorary Julie
- Tusken Raider Standoff
- Krispy Kreme Kdonuts
- Four Whom
- Resting In Rockville
- 50% Before Three
- Deceptive Mustard
- Sometimes More Is Enough
- Luv Van
- Van Go
- The Humper
- Maynard’s Triple Cannon
- Biskitville
- Dr. Drill & Fill
- Can A Lilly?
- Last Chance For Ticklies!
- Scruffy Got Hit By A Car
- Annoying Voice In Your Head
- Coin Operated Medicine Chest
- Manwich Festival
- Brown Snake Farm
- Riding The Hypotenuse
- Root Doctors Unofficial Fanclub
- Spank The Booty
- Drummin’ The Funk
- C-Funk
- Go, Hump, Go!
- Rappin’ Cracker
- No Crackers In The Trailer
- Walter And The Cursed Transmission
- Chaattaannooggaa
- Free Meal For 8 Hours
- Mitch To The Rescue
- Conoco Steve
- Tractor Tailor
- Head To The Hilton
- Extra Bucks For Billy
- Lite Melissa, Lite Eric
- Better Ask Vito
- Bluebird Surprise
- Velvet Elvis Victory
- No Pinball In Tennessee
- Chattanooga Poo-Poo
- Aquari-Yum!
- Fried Mayo
- Mound O Ribs
- Cootie Bus
- Green Tavern And Ham
- Moving Atlantans Rapidly Through The Area
- Product Of My Fathers Energy
- Me First And The Gimme Gimmes
- Smolar In Alaska
- Consider The Fig
- Neon Blowup
- Ghost Droppings
- Fartronics
- Vortex Of Oogie Oogie
- Potter Joke Quagmire
- Standout Ballet
- More Hunger
- Room Or Mill?
- Hints And Allegiances
- She Shoots Ladders
- Jim’s Mario’s
- Katmandudu
- Robbie The Seer
- Jingoistic Puppets
- The Nay Kid
- Superfluous Pirate
- Shaky ‘Ol Shanks
- Stop, Drop, And Drool
- Token Of Our Asphyxiation
- Drowning Homer
- Coppola Cabana
- Thyme Thief
- The Old Hamburglar
- Puff ‘N’ Stuff Freakout Party
- Aisles Of Delight
- E.T.’S Naughty Habit
- Freebies For $1
- Metallic B
- The Sea Album
- Chicago Corner-Side Gig
- Jigger Of Mayhem
- Guard It With Your Lice
- Cure For Cooties
- Limpid Projectiles
- Grated Horny Toads
- Spatzle
- Lincoln Park Toast
- Pampered Dinner
- Spaghetti Spool
- Twister In A Spray
- Cyclonic Leftovers
- Beau And Leux
- Bow And Look
- Applesauce Tributary
- Bar Of The Stars
- Swiggin’ It Down
- One-Legged Chair
- Honor Among Thebes
- Cartilage Must Be Destroyed
- Carbonite Nap
- Poor Man’s Cryogenics
- Brain Frieze
- Bran Trust
- Fame To Clem
- Julio Hoops
- Front End Of A Taco
- Spacious Burrito
- Radio Exiles
- Ripe To Rotten
- Johnny Obsequious
- Pudding Yum Yum
- Barn Bungling
- Stray Puppy, Leaping
- Stairwell Paradise
- Stow Wicks
- Itemized Detractions
- Every Day I Write A Booklet
- Never Again, Again
- Joe And The Joliet Tourists
- October Fist
- Yellow Until Further Notice
- Forever Jung
- Odious Maximus
- Orleans’ Fat Chorus
- Deftly Bungled
- Another Wookie Title
- One-Third To One-Half
- Captain Picante
- Roast Ted
- False Ease
- The Roger Gig
- Bonus Burger
- Saggy Escape
- Scones And Brewskis
- Man Band
- Barley Cat
- Diggin’ In Vidalia
- Toss ‘Em Out
- Brave, Brave, Brave
- Trees Make Good Tables
- Still Need A VCR
- We Love Bernie
- Bernie Loves Us
- Straight From The Sign
- The Real Ocean
- Everybody’s Pizza Rocks
- Blue Sky, Grey Asphalt
- I Ain’t Read Much Book
- Humpin’ Elephants
- Edtourage
- Beerhound Bob
- Mariner Eddie
- Monotony Monotony
- Rude Merging
- Robbie The Vampire Slayer
- Carrabba!
- Diggin’ On Nicole
- Blueridge Melons
- Free Lunch And A Show
- Tee Hee Euphemism
- This-A-Way
- Poulet-Poulet!
- Paul’s Own Little World
- Pizza Omelet
- Porch Onions
- Porche Onions
- Highway To Hershey
- God Good, Devil Bad
- The Hubbit
- J.R.R.R.R.R. Token
- Speed Limit Suggestion
- #7 Driver
- No Coffee For You!
- Rowboat To Scranton
- Scratching
- So Much For Nyack
- Move It And Lose Us
- Say Goodbye To Jesus
- Jiggy Cakes
- Table Knocker
- Scrumpin’ Lights
- Cracker Barrel, Exit 171
- Sucked Into The Barrel
- Virginia In My Ice
- Cheap Waffle House
- Ratchety Conclusion
- Wyoming Coffee Bonus
- I’m A Winner!
- Confetti Java Party
- Stoopid Americans
- Cracker Stacker Rapper
- Keep Working On The Trumpet, Mike
- Such Brakes!
- O-Right!
- So Long, Japanese Buddy
- Soho Japanese Buddy
- Sandra Bull Lick
- Oily Bohunk
- Indirect Scrumping
- Exhibit C: Your Psycho Self
- Mixed Media Porcelain Presentation
- Loaded With Fiber
- Fiberchem 50
- General Sherman’s Gravediggers
- Mountains Of Stone
- General Sherman Helmsley
- General Sherman’s Wayback Machine
- Mork Calling Orkin
- Mork Calling Orson Welles
- Queer’s Billboard
- “Hyundai” Sounds Like You’re Barfing
- Holes In Unpleasant Places
- Body-Piercing Oopsie
- The Same Route 1
- Root
- Blow The Hatch
- Mystery Scent
- Spoils The Surprise
- Mystery Meet
- Marry Me, Harry!
- Well-Groomed Hares
- Sally, Jesse And Raphael
- Three Wise Guys
- Maconga
- Nights In Greenville
- Lispy Gollum
- Gory Vitals
- As To What
- Pubic Enemy No. 1
- Bunglejunk
- Crass Insincerity
- Crass Clown
- Class Crown
- Two More To 100
- Perpendicular To The Road
- 99 Bottles Of Beef On The Wall
- Highway Time Chant
- 66-69-99
- Digital Orgy
- Toll-Free Local Call
- Mile Marker Poker
- Binary Singles
- Polar Beer
- The Wily Driver
- New Dairy Mama
- Chicken Soup For The Chicken
- Chicken Soup For The Filet Of Sole
- Fuzzy Warboles
- America’s Funniest Amateur Porn
- Amateur Hour Is Over
- Funny You’re Not
- Whac-A-Mole Outfitters
- Around The Outside
- Festival Of Lice
- The Real Slim Pickens
- 9,800 Pounds
- 98 Pound Strongman
- Kid Boulder
- Friend’s Nose Gold Mine
- Bum Bum Bum
- Peanut Batter
- May I Sit Here?
- The New Jesus Resurrection Game
- Come, Bubbles!
- I Have Seen The Mountain
- Cornholio Bread
- Psycho Brownies
- I Do That All The Time
- Hand In Mouth Remedy
- Jigger Of Spittle
- Eddie Bogarted The Scotch
- Velvet Pelvis
- Elvis Auction
- Tossed Salad Mystery Theater
- Drive-Thru Theater
- Drive-Through Window
- Mouse, Tang, Sally
- Bob Newhart Is Not Funny To Me
- But He’s Funny To Me
- Mr. Bug Meets Uncle Windshield
- Bat Meets Balls
- Homo Sapiens, Too
- Thorn Hole
- Jolly Muffins
- Psycho Santa
- The Muffin Incident
- Hold Those Thoughts
- The Shoving Song
- Tell It To The Jugs
- Talking Like Bernie
- Bernie Seed Mama Jump
- Donger Need Food
- Hot Little Skinny Stix
- You Dig It The Most
- It’s All About Fluids
- Not In Kansas Anymore
- Bad Dog Toto
- Newspaper Trainer
- Snockered With Michael
- Meow
- Andres Lee Alexander
- A Little Funky
- Gospel According To Mary Matalin
- All The Marys
- Carville Ice Cream
- Gimme That Cookie Puss
- Burgeoning Mary
- Zaftig Sweethearts
- He’s Just No Longer Fat
- Smoked
- He Ain’t Zaftig, He’s My Brother
- One Lane Rain
- Curtain Rain
- Back Of The Van
- Little Darby
- Caramel Chameleon
- Boy George Gobel
- Artery Party
- List Of Pithy Phrases
- Pithy Helmet
- I Like It Like That
- The “What” Girl
- I Love Sheboygan
- The Great Willow Controversy
- The Redemption Of Willow
- Willow Lofgren – The Inside Story
- Rain-X Really Works
- That’s Funny
- Do Shane
- Hi, Colonic!
- How’s The Plumbing?
- Backdoor Gravity Surprise
- In Through The In Door
- In Through The Outhouse
- Sticky Toes
- Styptic Pencil
- Licensed For Elks
- Blue Bagel
- Kind Of Beluga
- Learning To Bicycle
- Learning To Fry
- Stinkronicity
- Scabacab
- “Ulna” Is A Four-Letter Word
- Wal-Mart For Dummies
- The Idiot’s Guide To Idiocy
- Lunar Ticks
- Dancin’ Like Smolar
- The Dark Side Of The Monkeys
- Hey Hey, We’re The Cramps
- The Whitey Album
- Orange Julius Rocks
- Crimson And Grover
- 50-Yard Line Touchdown
- Jimmy Paterno
- Jo Jo Did It
- My Legs Are Queer
- This Is Mr. Headston
- Let Them Sit
- All Married Last Week
- Fart-Free Van
- Noisy Cushion
- Tricky Songs
- Ketchup & Coke
- Class Of Mannequins
- Rehab Mixmaster
- It Has To Be
- Waylayla
- Jennings Got Waylaid
- Flemming My Tams
- Brussels In The Morning
- Make Me Sprout
- Green Giant Toe Trash
- When The Boys Don’t Find The Toilet
- Did You Get That One Already
- Truk
- Sweat Dreams
- Love American Pyle
- Ms. Roboto
- Mr. Rubato
- The Great White Pope
- Toast In The Machine
- Delayed Reaction
- Oh Boy
- Eh, Me Boyo?
- She Blinded Me With Mace
- I Wanna Beast In Dayton
- Beauty And The Yeast
- The Yeastmaster
- Porno For Pyrates
- Tri-Cornered Come-On
- Peg Legos
- Peter Pants
- Penne Ante
- Lorena Poppins
- I Knead You
- Bram Stoker’s Bakula
- Shut Up, Truvy
- Undercover Angle
- Arrange The Range
- Your Van Is Tiny
- Inside Lights
- Live And Let Dye
- Pol Pot’s Dirt Nap
- McCartney On The Loo
- Sho’ Is Rainin’
- Blush For A Tip
- Four Stars On Your Apron
- Low Glow Message
- Dream Weeble
- Freaky Stop
- Ramesh Has The Trades
- Heading For The Litterbox
- Litterbox Dancer
- Six-Legged Tango
- Try A Pod
- Meat Whistle
- Unicorn Smile
- Stickin’ To The Leather
- Camptown Racist
- No Kicks
- Turn Right When You Get There
- I Don’t Think Sew
- Pigstown
- Probably Still Is
- Star Whores
- Indiana Bone And The Temple Of Poon
- Glanulator
- American Booty
- Kramer On Kramer
- Silence Of The Glands
- Missionary: Impossible
- Lust Of The Mohicans
- Whore Of The Worlds
- The Good, The Bad & The Horny
- Holiday Shades
- Boot Hill Shoe Fitting
- Dancing With The Feces
- 10-Gallon Hut
- Hancock Limo
- Gen-Yoo-Ine
- Mondo-Proto
- Simple Lisp
- Barney Google’s Advanced Degree
- Foneticalerific
- Year Of The Beer
- Breakfast Tater Mix-Up
- Catch The Bar
- Pickle Riot
- Trampoline Casserole
- Time For Lunch
- Steering The Bus For Everyone
- Lawn Prawn
- Skipping For Profit
- Neighborhood Cruelties
- Sees The Day
- Thank You, Try The Veal
- Chou Chow
- SMFSTA
- STA!STA!
- Boom-Boom Picture
- Coal Call
- Keanu’s Big Line
- Leapy Goat Nature Walk
- Root For Beggars
- Back And To The Left
- Boogaloo Dudes
- Heineken For Grohl
- Circa Nothing
- Biggest To Smallest
- Oceanic Bingo
- Freshwater Trouser
- Sulphur-Whiff Cheesecake
- Nappy Auto Parts
- Lyma Beenz
- Proud Third
- Cy, Ed, Bo, Hi, And Ty
- Gripple
- Mortgage Candies
- Shatner Dawn
- Planning To Dream Of A Scheme
- Kermit The Frag
- Corn Wall Surrender
- Timberline Wheezing
- Biscuit Vista
- Hiiiiiiii, Joker
- Big Forehead A Cappella
- Techno-Bernie Farms
- Big Hand Clapping
- Kujo Judo Kudos
- Rabid Wiener Dog
- The Fourth Chewie Title
- One-Fifth P.F. Celebration
- Plateful Of Bloos
- Ella’s Scat-Rageous BBQ
- The Food Fighters
- Cameo Marmot
- Classic-Tense
- Noop
- Undertime
- Sold To The Man In The Dress
- Fuelish Attitude
- Lots Of The Little
- Doth O’er The Neath?
- Ground Moo-Cow
- Rocky Mountain Mobsters
- Slippery Slop
- Garden Of The Dogs
- Lameopod
- Mrs. Mister
- Mrs. Misses Mr.
- Joe Camel, Out To Stud
- Pork Barrel Bingo
- O’s Own Layer
- Peanut Colada
- Dr. Salk Loved Twinkies
- Frybots
- Samovar Yum-Yum
- Pig In A Park
- Dream To A Scream
- L. Mcfearsome
- Dada Doo-Doo
- Free Lee
- Male Orders Bride
- This One’s For Dave Smolar!
- Mervyn, Where’s My Bacon?
- Epicactus
- Paul Nessman
- Slumber Jay
- Dull Drums
- Onion Ring Facial
- Skin-Deep Loser
- Party At The Jiggly Ranch
- Dugout Canoe Music
- Digginyadigginyoudigginme
- Dope Move Cartel
- Waste Transfer Dump
- Inner Banks
- Peebeejay
- Frockenstein
- M.T. Spoolbinders
- O’Crabby’s
- P.R. Mcwifflesniff’s
- Wallaby Hut
- Greedo’s
- Vijay’s Hotcake Junction
- Schmeggley’s Old World Delhi
- The Dayton Seafood Company
- Uncle Punklychunk’s Real Prairie Ice Cream
- Whizzerspoons!
- Mussy Brother’s Wild Orchard Creamery
- Tantile Eyes
- Naples’ Rings
- Smeat On Toast
- Mare Of Simpleton
- Poster Chilled
- Minions, Scallions, Papillon
- Total Chronic Freakout
- Melty Vanilla
- Onus Onus
- Agnus Day
- Mexplosion
- Booston
- When Donald Sutherland Isn’t Mean
- The Daring Of Ignorance
- Clone Warts
- Sheep Chips
- Breathes With Rotting Meat
- Walks Among Weasels
- Sees Until Wednesday
- Flings Crackers Upon The Water
- Scavenges Many Utensils
- Speaks With Broken Vocoder
- Feels No Tickle
- Hairy Potiphar
- Hermione’s Greatest Desire
- Hermionie’s Little Secret
- The Soldier In The Fortune Cookie
- The Monster In The Drawer
- Tale Of The Kitten Stew
- Clout The Lout!
- Mall Of Emeritus
- Mork Tenderloin
- Shawl Shanks
- Dogtrack Nuptial
- Carrot Stick Irony
- Owl Jowls
- Owl Jolson
- Owl Capone
- Owl Michaels
- Owl Roker
- Muhammad Owl E.
- Owl In A Days Work
- Owl For One And One For Owl
- And Justice For Owl
- Owl in the Family
- Owl of Olay
- John Ocelot Squashspa
- Maze Without Myrth
- Lunge Box
- Scoundrel’s Picnic
- Mile-High Lunch Club
- Breakfast Club On Rye
- Emilio’s Rockin’ Trip
- Punchy Good Times
- ‘Splainin’ To Do
- Words That Don’t Rhyme With Orange
- When Did We Start Throwing Pies?
- Digital Michelle
- Tunnel Of The Same Size
- Tomato Taps
- Stompin’ On People’s Heads
- Smiling At The Sunset
- The Bug I Killed Long Ago
- What If I’d Dated The Dumb Girl?
- Hail Of McNuggets
- Cub Scout Deluge
- The Ballad Of Post-Industrial Globalization
- Col Sanders
- Starbucks Sells Coffee
- Wal Mart Is Really Big
- McDonald’s Killing Me
- Bored, Board, Boered
- Phooeyshanks
- Soup Or Bowl?
- Pants Aren’t Flavored
- Stalling For Timmy
- Beefy Polenta
- Catnip Lounging
- Changes In Gratitude
- Arthur’s Teacher
- Garage Apartment Makeout
- Bit Her Pill
- Hair Of The Doug
- Greasy Urn
- Frankie Goes To Pueblo
- El Naso De Los Muertos
- Todos Los Fritos
- Basa Viejo
- Tigger’s Hidden Talent
- Battle Boots
- Smog And Mirrors
- Selfful Sacrifice
- Lobotomy Awakening
- Thripple Dip
- Note To Self:
- Dark Side Of The Moog
- Moog River
- I’m In The Moog For Love
- Moog Rings
- Moogly
- The Nape Of Despair
- Some Chew “S”
- Revenge Of The Foofy Cats
- Chased By The Tree
- Leafpile Camouflage
- Camu Flogged
- I Shot The Sharif
- Fruit Pie Prize
- One For The Nose Pickers
- 30 Burgers For YOU
- Maul Of America
- U-Maul
- Blak Jak
- Bernie Putts A Go-Go
- Strohs Dog
- Everyone Can Can
- Fargo Junket
- Oregon And Bust
- Frito Crunch Fest
- Sweat Tarts
- The Fifth Chewie Title
- Mud Thunder
- Fenton Harcore Mudd
- Custodial Wisdom
- No Mouth Oratorio
- Sparkletooth Sledgehammer
- Mini Han
- Zip Cattle Drive
- Slurpy Bones
- Bones Of A Clown
- Bozo At The Bar
- Hummeliation
- Tasty Garden Yum
- More Is Never Less
- Moore Is Less
- Shun Cannery
- 405 Finger
- Omitit!
- ——-ïƒ Boo
- 9% Degrees +/-
- & R U !!!! ?
- 365 Doy
- Hierocraptics
- Horizontal Horizon
- Vertical Horizon = Verizon
- Nowhere Stand
- Tropical Depression Prozac
- Walkin’ The Shrimp
- Toll Sty
- Eat Tea, Go Home
- Something That Heavy Should Cost More
- Trail Of Beers
- Pinot Grits
- Sinburger
- Zapatapa
- Pecan Bill
- Bill Of Rats
- Treasures Of The Back Room
- Spark Of Ignobility
- Moutard Des Villianes
- Non Pas Fleurs Aux Petit
- Big Latin
- Frunch Food
- Soapy Conspiracy
- Yurt Park Tornado
- Tornadoes Of Beef
- BB Kkiinngg
- BB Gnu
- CC Again
- Dee Dee, Doo Doo, Da Da Da
- Eel Trail
- Fffffffffpt! To You, Too.
- Gigi And Mimi
- HHIIHHIIHHIIHHIIHHIIHH
- JJ! Dyn-O-Mite!!
- KK, And No More K’s, Please
- LL Bean-O
- Eminem
- Well, He Said… “Er”
- Chi Zits
- New Lagoon
- Finger Fudd
- Pull With Me
- Mark Of The Poo Bird
- “It” Isn’t Funny
- Workers Make Fries
- Overhead Steel Erection
- Bulk Lubricants
- It’s Trevor
- Just Like Lou
- Tire-Tread Double-Take
- Nessman’s Other Walls
- Bernie Eat-A-Peach
- Four Times As Fast
- This Peach Is Better
- Super-7 Discipline
- Enjoy Your Log, Sir
- Cooper Tire Poster Child
- Wheeling On The Grow?
- The Ass Of A Drinking Man
- Meijer Apartments
- The Butter Line
- Uncultured Throat
- Throatbook
- The Tiger Strikes Again
- Toledo Homecoming
- Humper’s Journey
- Humper’s Brave Return
- Drivin’ On Thiel’s Wheels
- Plains Of Nothing
- Fruity Plains
- Buckeye Pierce
- Scrotummyache
- Jolly Bernard
- Back-Of-The-Head Beauty
- Can O’ Bisque
- Clan Of Brisket
- Time-Delay Tacos
- Bowling With Naturally Seven
- Uh-Oh; Erik’s Got Nodules
- Helen Hazing
- Helen Haze
- Unscrew The Pooch
- The French Ones Are French
- Don’t Eat The Yellow Soy
- Brat Out OF Hell
- Roadkill Food Chain
- Roadkill Envy
- Mood Indigo Girls
- Inigo’s Girls
- Festering Jester
- To Bee Or Not To Bee
- Toledo Dog
- No Ketchup In Chicago
- Sweet Dreams (Are Made In Fleas)
- Cartman’s Kidney
- Anxious Hurricane
- Snake Oils And Other Homeopathic Remedies
- Cows Good, Meat Better
- Raising Steaks
- High Steaks
- Jurassic Parts
- Creepy Tree
- The Bed I Mate
- Love That Couch
- Mommy’s Fur Coat
- The Jesus-Mohammed-Buddha Syndrome
- The Tao Of Ed Begley, Jr.
- Where Is Fred?
- It’s Crap
- Whole Wheat Colon
- Part-Time Cruiser
- Part-Time Loser
- Three-Time Winner
- My Semi-Chewed Life
- Dominate Your Mom
- Yarn Farm
- Wake Up And Smell The Martha
- Home Impairment
- Herring-Impaired
- Wal-Martha
- Cherries Good, Pits Suck
- Jerry’s Kids’ Pets
- Jerry’s Kids’ Pets’ Poops
- Jerry’s Kids Are People Too
- Meatloaf Torture
- Phybr
- Crappin’ The Gumbo
- Tennessee Forehead
- The Loin, The Wash And The Washrobe
- Crutch-In-Mouth Disease
- Interview With The Umpire
- Pick Your Nose Ring
- Giant Fire Chicken
- Industrial Skyline
- Airporthole
- Spleen: What Is It?
- Martians: What The Hell?
- Outhouse To Paradise
- Ferret Breath
- Soccer Moms Of The Pioneers
- Flog City, USA
- South Carol Heinies
- Fat Albert Schweitzer
- Farewell To My Arms
- Art Flag
- Drama Flag
- See My Sweet Trailer
- Rome If You Want To
- Love Shark
- Cheeseburger And Pair Of Dice
- Chriiiiiiiiismaaaaas!
- Short Bus Commute
- Commercial Babcock
- Oi, The Goyim!
- Olive Mohel
- Shakey The Mohel
- Bris Kit
- Horton Hears A Poo
- Curiously Strong George
- The Princess Bribe
- Aboriginal Tobacco Sack
- Bigger, Darker, Dumber
- Our Gang Of Four
- Froggy’s Happy Time
- Marty Moose’s Cartoon Funhouse
- Fun With Cowlicks
- Bernie Says “Me”
- I’m With Zurg
- The Mosque Of Zorro
- The Man In The Iron Mosque
- Mosque Rat Love
- Mosque: A Raid
- Mosquing Tape
- You Mosque Pay The Rent
- Stinky Camaro
- Senor Swanky’s One-Ton Tomato
- Wonton Tomato
- Toe Cheese Ferret Pooey-Poo Man
- Ladies Night DJ
- Lion L. Ritchie
- Lie And El Richie
- 22 Turkeys
- I’m Starting Tomorrow
- Intractable Stockade
- Death To Everyone
- Nobody Messes With The Jesus
- Four Mat War
- Weary Priest Lament
- Bonus Burrito Gig
- Useful For Holding The House
- Enormous Meanies
- Experiment In White Trash
- White Trash Only
- Mean Sim Comeuppance
- Slobby Man Won’t Shower
- Whimpering Evacuation
- Sausage Dancing
- Voltaire’s Happy Playland
- Blimey, That Was A Close One
- Gordon’s Runny Cheese
- Solder Of Fortune
- Cleaver The Beaver
- Enormous Peanuts
- Rain Of Torpor
- Dr. Maligno’s Naughty Revenge
- Sims Ate My Brain
- Everyone Loves Everyone
- Last Of The First Ones
- Donut Launchpad
- Sleaseburg
- Darth Reznor
- Jorkque!
- Heaven Is Missing An Angle
- Bouillonaire
- I Don’t Care To Munch On Money
- Snagglemolar
- Triple Sex
- Extra Base Hiss
- Andrew Dice Clay
- Monumental Monuments
- Avenue Town
- Misappropriated Identity
- Shark Snack
- Burrito Music
- More In April
- Manny Can’t Stop Frisking
- Busy Hand Victory
- No Secrets At 4AM
- Dubblup
- The Dude’s Carpet
- Smoretronics
- List Of The Damned
- New Pork
- Triple Death Whacker
- Toledo For Chili Dogs
- Buns On The Wall
- Night Of Beans = Days Of Thunder
- Stinky Percussion
- Goth Shirt Bonanza
- Slide For The Memepool
- Internet Landlords
- One Too Many Harrods
- Slow Train To China
- Pop-Up Timer Sideburns
- Stem To Sterno
- Chez Chocolate
- Malls Of The Past
- Farrell’s Birthday Blowout
- Suburban Migration
- Highway To Helsinki
- Tooth Pasta
- The Truth Fairy
- Truth Vs. Fiction Title Bout
- Fiction Off The Top Rope!
- Truth With The Sucker Punch!
- Common Sense Breaks Up The Clinch!
- Virtual Boredom
- Nobody Does It Better Than Leroy
- Herr Cut
- Damn Nation
- Corn Dog Dip
- Rancho De Los Honchos
- Profound Grunting
- Rude Gesture From The Village Elder
- Mollo
- Ice Tease
- Colorado Coconut Donut
- Workin’ It Out With Alan Pepper
- To-GA! To-GA!
- Charm Of The Ignorant
- “V” For “We Won”
- Wiggly Martians
- Salad Ain’t Got No Soul
- Buggs In The Big Pot With Carrots
- Going To Great Widths
- Friar’s Whitefish
- Sinatra 9-Ball
- John Chaneski Rules!
- Blintz O’clock
- Martin Taylor III
- Fozzie’s Fork
- Fuzzy Beer
- Fosse Bar
- Jazz Hams
- Perky Pig
- Total Eclipse Of Jim Steinman
- Cornfed Disaster
- Ja! There Is A Better Way To Learn French.
- Big Stars On The Hundreds
- Mork’s Boulder
- Money For Noting
- Checks For Free
- Knutter Butters
- Giggle Coupe
- Smokin’ Bacon
- Bitter Honey
- Moe Says “Go”
- Foam Finger
- Captain Fraud
- Dogs Of Song
- Hunka Hunka Bernie’s Lunch
- Dead Deer In The Driveway
- Stag Assessment Fee
- Saw Ton Saw
- Taffy Train Wreck
- Jolly, Jolly Weasel
- Showdown At The Two Boots Corral
- Rumblathunder
- Jeb And The Palm Beach Vote Counters
- Flawdlaw
- Palm Beach Democracy
- Education In Chads
- Do, Re, Mi, Pho
- E-I-E-I-Ouch!
- Lookin’ Good For Me
- Appalachian *Sproing!*
- Clear And Present Dangler
- Ballet Box
- The Amenable Path To Eloquence
- Gorgon’s Olla
- Steal Magnolias
- Inappropriate Apostrophe’s
- Cooking On Heaven’s Door
- Nose Veratu
- Pho Q
- Triple Ripple Recession
- I Slipped On Something Uncomfortable
- The Joy And Fun Of Seasoning The Sun
- Sunny-Side Updike
- Junior Cheevers
- Ptolemy’s Other Model
- Ugly Face For Money
- Stragglefish
- All I Hear Is Clapping
- The Live Version Is More Live
- Pennies For Something
- Heaving Up Pennies
- You-Know-Who Is Pissed At Foreigner
- Jingle Jingle Jangle
- Einstein’s Purse
- Gallileo’s Handbag
- Stop For Gash
- Jingle Jingle Jungle
- Armageddon’s Pillow
- Internet Mike Dance
- Long Distance Finger
- Thank God For Bob
- A Cappella United Nations
- Yank My Noodles
- Vince Gilbert
- Tin Angle
- Bad Hare Day
- Vance Hair Day
- Unpleasant Crème
- Shock Of The Cream
- Good In A Different Way
- CBGB Lite
- Mrrrrrrrrrrrr!
- Waffle Hose
- Snake Shoes
- Brave Combo With Cheese
- Ain’t Your Mom’s Polka
- Poke A Dot
- Cabbage Patch Dog
- Wisdom Of Wilcox
- Trippin’ Meter
- Pepsi Girl Must Die
- Curly Fry Adaptor
- Falling Into A Major Chord
- Fall Into Her Gap
- Well Hung Jury
- Half-Asp
- Menacing Santa
- Ten O’Clock Parachute
- Four Seats And An Injin
- Who Let My Cat Out?
- Van Porn
- Porn For The Ride Home
- Eight-Inch Clot
- Styx-Side Picnic
- Armada Of Darkness
- Gimmie Some Sugar, Baby
- Hail To The King
- Jack Left Town
- Damn Youuuuuuuuuu!
- Penn’s Cave
- Mountain Mammaries
- Amhearst View Estates
- Air Back There
- Vitamin P
- Eyebrow Theory
- Smokin’ V
- Wallace And Groom It
- George Wallace And Gromit
- Macho Man Candidate
- President Eddie
- Even Great On The Internet
- Still No Food Network
- Hard In A Kind Way
- Late Night Stalwarts
- We Like Mark Shulman
- Thanks For The Pizza
- Two Boots To The Head
- Patti Larkinetics
- Hair By Vance
- Little Mumbai
- True New York
- Gandhi With The Wind
- Bathe In The Gangrene
- Headwaters Of I-95
- Doily Head
- Training Turban
- Roll The Face
- Sikh And Ye Shall Sing
- The Guru Guru
- Wait A Sect
- Tippy Truck Zone
- Stealing Free Beer
- Prude Cake
- Pickaticket
- Pay What You Can’t
- Three Cars For Three Bucks
- No To The Big Bad Wolf
- Switchblade Sunset
- How’s The Cool?
- Cool Feels Good
- If It Feels Good, Donut
- It’s The Do And The It
- Japanese Hunger Invasion
- Rice Bowl Conquest
- To Dance With Prudie
- Easy Target Roadsign
- Excitable Gong Player
- Hang Over The Beer Barrel
- Triple Tundra
- Sesdecajew
- Lewis And Clark’s Lesser Known Return
- Eventually They Died
- Standard Size Reservoir
- Almost A Page
- Look, Cows!
- Northampton Conservatives
- Mouthful Of Clues
- Yours Is Mine
- Candy Call Center
- Mustard On Scooby Doo
- Scooby Doo Mustard Bath
- Short-Lived Female Scooby
- Dirt Nap Co-Op
- Dirt Napistan
- Laugh ‘Til You’re Dizzy
- Diggler’s Mirror
- “Hi” To Liana
- Heaven For Hoodsie
- You’ll Like Me When I’m Through
- Get That Buckle Off The Hat
- Hottie Car
- Honey Car
- Jimmie “Prime Number” Watkins
- The Pain Of Trying
- Good Things Burn, Too
- Put The Bomp-A Bomp Back
- A Hit In My House
- Black Artifact Nevermore
- Training Welds
- Stoogie Bones
- Got Ugly Fast
- 100,000 Napkins
- Remarkably Unsanitary Napkins
- Even Ben Is Giddy
- Bonus Halls
- Ol’ Vance Droppin’ Beats
- Big Harmonies With Everyone
- Goodbye Is Just A Concept
- Off-Mike Acrobatics
- Tinky Winky Is Catching It
- Red Purse No-No
- Puff Tubby
- Little Soaps Aren’t All That
- Ellis Moved Back!
- That’s A Lot Of Vance
- Infeasibly Large Testicles
- Arby’s Makes Fries
- Tongue-Monster Candy
- Barfy, Sam, And Dolly’s Pencil
- Long-Haired Thel
- Watterson’s Montana Shack
- Dough Monkey
- I Made A Boom-Boom
- Smithers Slathers Struthers
- Ellis Eye Land
- Valley Of The Squirties
- Snork Sandwich
- Two Word Review
- Extra Tap
- Mussina In Pinstripes, Baseball Is Dead
- Different Kind Of Funny
- Putty Tub
- You Know What This Means
- Hound Dog’s Gonna Eat It Up
- Extra Minute Goof Time
- Killin’ The Plan
- Mulling Flatley’s Death
- River Danzig
- Danzig Days
- Danzig In The Streets
- Tony, Orlando, And Danzig
- Steely Danzig
- Danzig In The Dark
- Danzig Queen
- Dirty Danzig
- Danzig Czech To Czech
- Danzig Dierdorf
- Danzig Of The Dead
- There Will Be No Wang Chunging For Me
- Remembering Wang
- Kids In Atari Shirts
- Umpa Lumpa Is The Wrong Spelling
- Puzzle 4 Yoo
- Treat Hidden In A Dark Place
- Augustus Gloop’s Dance Of Shame
- Aristartled
- Cicero Your Boat
- Plato Fun Factory
- Aristoddlers
- Play Toe
- Jung Gym
- Socratic Smack-Down
- Rope Climb Tarzan Boy
- Sea Hag Tea Bag
- Billy Joel’s Globular Presentation
- Stink Lines
- Ol’ Factory
- Stucco Ripple
- Anthrax Swirl
- Peaches ‘N’ Pus
- Bootleg Trading Cards
- Joe Montagna
- Babe Roth
- Lew Gherig
- Willy Maze
- Tygor Woods
- Mork Mcgwire
- Pet Sampras
- Sal Ripkin, Jr.
- Kris Webber
- Mopar Garciaparra
- The Gay Utah
- That Wasn’t My Sausage
- That’s Not The Real President
- Wexleybridge College
- Oxfield University
- College Of Devonshireham
- The Stratherbury Institute
- Nobody Likes A Know-It-All
- Everybody Loves You
- You’re One Of Those People
- Joe Montana You’re Not
- Ribaldry Ha-Ha’s
- Brains On Fire!!!
- Charskulls
- Disseminar
- Red Light Pedestrians
- Wait Of The World
- Wheat ‘N’ Beans
- Now Pitching, Len Sakata
- Intra-Tooth Bonus Meat
- That Ain’t Real BBQ
- Acela Lowball
- Pre-Sumptuous
- Paste Haste
- Tasty Paste
- Pieces Of Cod
- Noodle Wounding
- Coal Busting
- Floor Weed
- Greenville Rocks
- Gaelic Bread
- Church Of Yoda
- Live Long And Proffer
- Night Shorts
- Julie’s Dad’s Arm Thing
- The Eighth Wookie Title
- Labrador Of Love
- Sweets For The Swedes
- Anomaly Homily
- No President Yet
- Owner Of A Lonely Hearth
- Hearth Of Glass
- A Hearth Day’s Night
- INTC Early Warning
- LU For You
- Gates And The MSFT Cru
- FKFC
- BGDK
- POON
- Progress Is Egress
- Too Much Is Never Enough
- Less Freedom Is More Freedom
- Excess Is Texas
- No One Who Has Bathed In Cabbage Can Doubt Its Smell
- Laosy Weather
- Special Tang Rocket
- Haitian Patience
- Patience Of A Stain
- Stuphy Harumphing
- Popunder
- Rolly Pollution
- Mr. Magoo Joins The IRA
- Bung Jumping
- Skadden Brown Cloth
- Man Panty
- Skadden Pants
- Thumb Purr
- Wiccan Misunderstanding
- Sticky Wiccan
- Lucky Best Wash
- Disrespectful To Dirt
- No Place For Loafers
- Can You Do No Less?
- Brave Corporate Logo
- Sad Man To The Right
- Flanders Sunrise
- Honky Tonk Willie
- Our Mother’s Favorite Boys
- Who Asked You Anyway!!!
- We’re Not N-Sync, Today, Tomorrow Or Ever
- Forever Plaid Presents – The Humbuckers
- This Is Not A Christmas CD, But Buy It
- B-Cuz!!!
- Eye’ll Luv U More The Next Time, I Promise
- Don Of The Dead
- Salad Dressage
- Best Of Shrew
- You Can’t Spell “Effeminate” Without “Eff”
- Wholly Mole
- Smalted Smilkballz
- Willy’s Wonka
- Blob Stuffers
- Lickamystick
- Gummy Turds
- Master Of The Deafening Silence
- Haulin’ Ash
- Old Lange’s Eyes
- Yanky Prank
- Four Etudes
- Scrump Of The Sugar Plum Fairies
- Promotion To “Moron”
- 1221
- The Cow Says “Cogito Ergo Moo”
- Quasi-Sequitor
- Even The Pope Poops
- Lewd For Thought
- Protatoes
- Mastiff Of The House
- More On
- Yesterday’s Nudes
- Give Us Our Daily Beard
- Pigskin Rug
- Ram A Nag
- Show Size
- Gospel Train Wreck
- Moo Moo
- Pi In The Ski
- I In The Sty
- Me, My Shadow, And Die
- Cantata Remix
- Latin Explosion Kills 50
- Moody Joe
- Two Shakes Of The Pepper Mill
- Dogg Bogg
- One Funky Step At A Time
- Magna Cartography
- Sue Dio
- You’re The Wubbidywump
- No Bag Bugs
- What A Random Case Of Funk!
- Happy Entrails To You
- Mincing About
- Horton Fears A Poo
- Otto Erotica
- Mall Of The Wild
- From My Breath Humanity Abandoned
- Spending My Days Racking Up Bad Karma
- Using My Nights To Make Things Worse
- I Pray You Never Meet Anyone Like Me
- Mega-Dooper
- Oops! I Did You Again.
- That Music Frightens Children
- Next
- Barney Miller Subtlety
- Toodle-Loo Jack Soo
- New Jack Soo Tea
- Captain Jack Soo
- You Don’t Know Jack Soo
- Machmachmach
- Dashkande!
- Easy As Beans In A Bun
- Garbo Makes Me Lose My Mind
- Each Morning I Get On My Darling
- I Want To Go Where There’s A Western Show
- It’s A Hard Egg
- Just Brush My Teeth Before You Leave Me
- My Silly Old Mountain
- Bark Like A Troll
- Ancient Chicago
- Bruised Carburetor
- Big Ol’ Jed In A Lighthouse
- Big Hotel Atlanta
- Chug-A-Lug Strawberry Man
- Wallaby’s Castle
- Horses Play!
- I Got No Job, But I’m An Opera Fan
- Oh, Judge! Keep Them Downtown.
- Bacon, Carrot, Biscuits
- You Can’t Afford A Chicken
- Making Love With His Eagle
- Oh, Oh, Oh, Elmer Fudd
- Home On The Cell
- Bitch Slappin’ Business
- For The Now
- Sun Breaking Thru The Rocks
- Metaphorical Delight
- Especially The Mutilations
- Riki Tiki Travesty
- Hungrivoire
- Boo-Boo Hoo-Ha
- Fat One Mock-Up
- Fascination Memo Pad
- Baal In The House
- Zoroasted Chicken
- Carpet Demon
- Kroozin’
- Blowtorch Rabbi
- Pimping No More
- Pillow Boogers
- Pepper Dividends
- Horse Yoga
- Scatatorium
- The Reverse Ronald McDonald
- Foghorn Headroom
- Poohniversity
- Pets For Dinner
- Cat Flatulence
- Pee Pee Tee Pee
- Ever So Sort-Of
- Toothsome Disaster
- Macedonia Pie
- Full O’ Dough
- Offing Gnomes
- The Terrible Secret Of Space
- Mooga Space
- Malooga-Looga-Looga-Looga-Looga
- Four Faces
- Space Robots
- Shoving Grandma
- Trenton Whitefish
- Toed Stool
- Like Sony Guts
- Especially The Horses
- Tonight Is The Place
- Clobberdunkers
- Blue Fountain Sleepy Snacks
- Helicopter Beanie-Head
- Cold Minor
- Strung Out On Polly-O
- Buddy Jesus
- Minglystew
- Fire And Its Implements
- The Prettiest Turd For You
- All-Natural Turd-O’s
- Missouri Lou
- Bob And Tom Merchandise Avalanche
- My Laptop, "Renee"
- Mooka, Malooga, Malooga, Cathy
- This Time We’re Ready
- More Than Thirty Minutes Of Music
- Are You My Mother?
- Woolly Mammoth
- Three Men Who When Standing Side By Side Have A Wing Span Of Over Twelve Feet
- Pinwheel
- Kaptain Skrunch
- Phrosted Phlaykes
- Shugger Smax
- Gulden Grahams
- A Nod For Someone Else
- Bummerfun
- Poondiggers
- Artificiai Upset
- Right At The Piggly Wiggly
- Funk Etude
- Finnicky Dancer
- Kroozin
- The Difference Between Barfing And Dying
- Bears Can Eat The Second Floor
- Kroozin For A Broozin
- Thorndike Special
- Porta-Party
- Cheesesteak Guisti
- Big Green Boner
- Beautifully Depressing
- Malooga
- Tumblers
- Rag Woodie
- Sometimes Truth And Fiction Line Up
- Judge The Butter
- In The Key Of Dead
- Special Bar Chord
- Banana Fun Slide
- Bad-Ass Kitten
- Atomic Playboys
- Yanky-Turd Bonus
- Runnin’ On Scampi
- Boogin’
- Lullaby Driving
- Cool Enough For Jeans
- Rastafarian Librarian
- Barbershop Golem
- Flurry Of Murray
- It’s Always Halloween At The MAC Counter
- Stummik Ake
- Stump Came To Visit
- Emineminem
- Another Fine Extruded Product
- Questions No One Asked
- Fungo Gullet
- Gulliver’s Naughty Travels
- Viagra Jokes
- Here Comes The Jug
- Thub Tumping
- Sell Stems
- No Underwear Man
- Valley Of The Droll
- Snagglecoast
- Groping Paunch Woman
- Emotional Screed
- Mad-lib Emotions
- Bacchanalian Disaster
- Talibanjo
- More Than Less Than More
- Able Was I Before I Saw Toledo
- Hell O’Kitty
- Wheel Awhile Disaster
- Cement Block Heritage
- Graveyyard
- Millie Tarry
- Oat Moat
- Goatmeal
- Walk A Meal In My Shoes
- Shooz For Doodz
- Dude Looks Like A Laddie
- Council Of Elderberries
- Elderberry Whine
- Wine, Women, And Smog
- Kom Eht Alkoo
- The Ninth Wookie Title
- Pimpin’ Hank
- Hellooooo, Providence!
- Huzzah For Renfest. Huzzah.
- I’ve Got The Only Hole
- Vasecto Me, Vasecto You
- Charo’s Angels
- Head Of The Charo
- Ready, Set, Charo!
- Charo Manson, Hoochie-Koochie
- Charo Broiled
- Cookie Charo
- And For No Reason, Charo Enema!
- Stuck My Hand In The Woonsocket
- Drank Kool-Aid From The Woonsocket
- Bagels, Bath, And Beyond
- Toad The Wet Woonsocket
- Feed Is Fundamental
- Teething Is Fundamental
- Dancin’ Dennys
- Dancin’ Manson
- Farewell, Mr. Rogers
- Mr. Rogers Is Dead
- Long Live Mr. Rogers
- I Am Mr. Roger’s Love Child
- Heather Graham Heather Graham Heather Graham
- No Hope Left In The Hope Building
- Building Lots Of Nothing
- Dregs Aplenty
- All Roads Lead To Charro
- Charro Has Been To Rome
- Underarm Jungle
- Bung In The Jungle
- Boat On A Truck
- Cutie Spotted Us In Delaware
- Feta Cheese Mystery
- Met A Four
- Marine Corpse
- Dunkin’ Do, Dunkin’ Do Not
- Encino Evil
- Crackpot Salad
- Porkerrific!
- Goaled
- Buttermilk Of Magnesia
- Clobbertooth
- Prank Williams
- Prank Sinatra
- Ball Park Pranks
- Prank And Ernest
- Parnkenstein
- Prank Purdue
- Pranksgiving
- Prankshaft
- Prank You Very Much
- Prank Mcnamara
- Put A Tiger In Your Prank
- The Rockefeller Prank
- Prank And File
- Toast Of The Ancients
- The World Owes You A Microphone
- Medium Suck
- That Would Be Correc
- Torturing Jeff
- The Art Of Warble
- Big Bucks For Strange Deeds
- The Muppets Won’t Sing This
- Sickly Buns
- The Longest Date
- Band Of Brothels
- Brown Capping
- Sky Capping
- Toni Tenille, Crying
- Woo-Woo! We Didn’t Get It!
- The Right Place For Pointless
- Ductwork Espionage
- 1.8 Billllllllion
- Evil Vision, Realized
- Super-Liminal
- Somewhere North Of North
- Hairy Putter
- Church Of The Poisson Mine
- Going For Broken
- Coughing For Fun And Profit
- More Information Than You Didn’t Want To Know
- Curse-Ed Relief
- You Afraid Of Tigers?
- A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Enema
- Amen, El Enema
- Amen, El Al Enema
- Delightful Wrapper
- Mr. Bojangles In Four
- Mr. Bojangles Meets The Piano Man
- Twisted Spinster
- Killa Gorilla
- Six Minute Abs
- Pith Of Despair
- Pick Of The Crap
- If-N Will Appeal To The Younger Crowd
- Jah Werks AG
- Things That Stunned People Do
- AG Inc Plc SA
- Cheese Bombs
- Floundering In The Boof
- Lovin’ Sporkful
- Sent To Your Soul
- Lay-Away Plan For Your Sins
- The Pain Of Sensitive Monitors
- Gristle-Throat
- Face Voice
- Enemosity
- Weasel Vessel
- A Distant Far
- Cool For Katz
- Crool Doodz
- Fleet Will Be All Over It
- Fist Flight
- Mosey Town
- Fraterni-Toe
- Tweezers For Tuesday
- Hodeedoodeehodeedoodeehodeedoodeeho
- “Shucks” Said Fred
- Frankie Went To Dollywood
- Great Big Seat
- Better Than Urkel
- Shmoe Town
- Battle Of The Blands
- Cooooooooold Bustinnnn’!!!
- Handy Panties
- Gomer? I Hardly Even Know Her.
- Toast Of The Tone
- Jackin’ Diane
- Stoked About Grapes
- Higher Than Colonic
- A Short But Greasy Life
- Peas Kill
- The Incredible Skulk
- Honey, I Shrunk The Deficit
- Huckin’ Bombs
- The Chewbacca Defense
- “Yum” Says Opie
- Shaving For Dollars
- Molding For Dollars
- Bobbing For Temples
- Bobbing For Staples
- Blobbing For Nipples
- Nyppl Tryst
- Biggie Big You
- Tool Totaler
- Social Claiming
- I.V. Tower
- Parrot Pet
- Odors Of The Moat
- India Pale Yale
- Touchdown Pointy Gesture
- Aussie Waggling
- Fling It Over The Horizon
- Dawn Of The Deed
- Saran Rope
- The Mis-Education Of Lenny Bruce
- The Crazy, Crazy World Of Arthur Murray
- Dance Of The Gonads
- Going, Going, Gonad
- Me + You = Us
- Us – You = You
- You + You = Youse
- Youse + Them = Y’all
- Y’all + Automobiles = NASCAR
- Posh Tunes
- Coal Cuts
- Glass Hoses
- Dangerous But Fun
- Deciduous Scrotum
- Tripled Over In Trepidation
- Language Without Crumpets
- We Didn’t Really Want “Orange Whips”
- Please Tell Me You Aren’t Reading The Whole List
- Listen
- Do You Want To Know A Secret?
- Do You Promise Not To Tell?
- …..
- I Farted.
- Paul’s Dad Loves Fart Jokes
- That One Was For Paul’s Dad
- *P!Fffffffffff*
- That One Was For Paul
- Random Acts Of HALRB
- Selective History 101
- The Importance Of Self-Importance
- Roland’s On The River
- Virginia Sole
- There’s A Bathroom On The Right
- She’s My Ball, Baby, Ball
- I Love Isadora (The Coffee Shop Girl)
- Ride A While (While)
- Was (Not Wuzzzzzzzzzz)
- Buzz Lightz Yearz
- ZXQ Must Be Really Cool
- No One Ever Really Uses The Number 758289
- Attack Of The Little Twisties
- Dan Friedman Is God
- Long Tall Weekend
- Totally Unlike Everything You’ve Never Seen
- Been A While Since I’ve Written “Spork”
- Cup Of Meat
- The Pigeons Will Run To You
- Smokin’ With The Big Boys
- Giving Sweats To Strangers
- Drowning In Limpid Pools
- No; It’s Just Bad
- There’s No One Out To Get You
- Except For Them
- New Improved Un-Twisty Pretzels
- Intentionally Obnoxiously Non-Rhymed
- Hummels Of The Kama Sutra
- Up With People Stud Machine
- Slo-Mo Sexual
- Whistling In The Men’s Room
- Chorus Of Midgets
- The Winning Difference
- Nobody Weeps For The Moose
- Meese’s Pieces
- Hideaway Cheney
- Thai Me Up
- English Beast
- Ska Is Dangling Around My Feet
- Anthrantics
- Poop Moose Candy Dispenser
- Shortbread Pants
- Last Of The Red Hots
- Jump, Jive, And Whale
- Why Did Dr. Hook Change Like That?
- The Dangers Of Disco
- Too Big For The Goofballs
- You’re Welcome
- Monster Sink
- Whoop-Ass On Toast
- Burning Things Is Not Like Burning Things
- Good Ol’ American Bigotry
- Friar! Friar!
- Re-Revenge Of The Sweathogs
- Revving Up The Little Truck
- Carnival #5
- Saint Of Spaetzle
- Intimate Quantity Of Dried Muffin Remnants
- Prince Of Foods
- Iraqi Porn Star
- The Ponderous Adventures Of
- The New Adventures Of
- The Lesser-Known Adventures Of
- The Latest Adventures Of
- The Re-Education Of
- …Is In Your Basement
- …Is Gonna Gitcha
- …Has More Toys Than You
- Sub-Famous
- Two Clock Shaker
- Rise And Shun
- Sculptures Don’t Lie
- Cheeses Over Alias
- Omen Of The Imp
- You Were Warned
- Please Don’t Burn Those On My Lawn
- Garlic Will Not Cure Halitosis
- Vampire Breath
- Vikkarz
- Bon Krax
- Doll Gutz
- Gor Sord
- Rabbidd
- Gwarbling
- Star-Studded Me
- Ready To Serve The Shrimp
- Palm Pilate
- Sky Pilate
- Sail With The Pilate
- Pilate R2
- Pie Lot
- Starchery
- Requessica
- Chipotle Bummer
- Spicy For Americans
- Bummer Candy
- Filberts & Clementines
- Clementines For Bovines
- Mop & Glower
- Pointed And Whelmed
- Day Of The Donut
- Do Not Feed The Bears Donuts
- Donut Arigato, Mr. Robato
- Donut To Your Favorite Charity
- Donner Passe
- Donner Paste
- A New Kind Of War Of The Worlds
- The Kaiser’s Rolls-Royce
- Tasty Whiff
- Funky ‘Ol Cool Whip
- Rockin’ Out With Country Time
- Cloaca-Cola
- Party At Captain Caveman’s
- Merchant Marine Cartoon Fleet
- Drowning In Prune Juice
- The Prof Is In The Pudding
- Ich Bin Ein Jetta
- Mount St. Helman’s
- Who Put Tabbies In The Ball Pit?
- Rampant Popery
- Teletabbies
- The Nuns Like My Knuckles
- Bummer Bread
- Spicy Ketchup
- The Methodical Muller-Thym
- Rocky’s Pancake Store
- Flaccid Jazz
- Cusack In The Rain
- Funk Porn
- Porn Attachment
- Nuns With Ribs
- Rock Stars Get Candy
- A Face For Sunday Morning
- Jah Mon Coolie
- Thoughts Of A Cow
- Nature Will Take Care Of The Ham
- Rack Of Thatcher
- In Between The Music
- Beside The Music
- Dux On The Water
- The Great Pimpkin
- The Great Humpkin
- The Great Blumpkin
- Suggononachilledawg
- Steeplechaste
- The Real Dark
- My Delusional Toe
- I Pooped At The School
- Falls On Your Socks
- Sock Poopet
- Poupe
- The Eternal Reward Of Breasts
- Produce From The Silent Planet
- Sweetness In A Bag
- Take That Home And Share It
- The Clutches Of Eric
- Pretty Like Deke
- Derring Doo-Doo
- Lord Of The Ring Dings
- Can Tankers
- The Sensible Kramer
- Face To Place
- Dong Trophy
- Paper Trowels
- Hair-Trigger Coconut
- Wall Of Appropriate Mass
- Targetland
- Wangley ‘Ol Filbert
- Cavalcade Of Coconuts
- Mormons Run Amok
- Shylock’s Biscuit
- Ben Wah Folds Five
- Pencil Dick Boring
- The Grandpas In The Bed
- Grandpa George’s Shoes
- Slugworth Chocolates
- Augustus Buys It First
- Vermitious Knid
- Vo-Do-Deoderant
- Frunchy Crench Toast
- Cookies & MILTF
- Technical Youth
- 2 Kinds Of Music
- Brewin’ Pooin’
- The Brown Mile
- The Rascally Moses
- Accumulated Road Funk
- The Art Of Clemming
- Michael Clementine
- Disrespected Ancestors
- That Was Carpet?
- Fact Escape Velocity
- Tiger, Come!
- 40 Days With A Baboon Heart
- Barbershop Q For People On Ecstasy
- Meaty Edifice
- Stewball
- Dogs Are Musty
- Fair Game For Coconuts
- Taylor Heart
- Cool Ever Dudes
- Bro-Bro-Brontosaurus
- The Rockford Flies
- Starchy And Husk
- $1.50 Changes Anything
- 6 V-Val
- Popper’s Tiny Toilet
- Burr Bin
- A Hint Of Bernie
- Eau
- Make Me The Boss Man
- Cork Is Where It’s At
- Finding The Best Dots
- Saving All My Coconuts For West Virginia
- Apples Are The Funmaker
- Fruit Cannon
- Too Much Christmas In You
- Huckin’ Plax
- Decid Chicken
- Lees Of The Chicken
- Vague Christmas Library
- Stylish Zoom Gang
- Classical Gang
- Fish On The Ceiling
- Sharpie Whore
- Celtic Incarnate
- Accidental Mullet
- Improper Punctuation Mark’s
- Wrecking With The Plumber
- The Weasel Dance
- No-Look Jesus
- 500 Fonzies
- Sunset Bruce
- The Josh Capacitor
- Sub-Optimal Chicken
- Sauce Patina
- Rally Pate
- Hell’s Breakfast Nook
- Stupid Via Stupid
- Snotrine
- Erectin
- Vozetroxx
- Good Year For The Moses
- Smug As A Bug
- Ties That Blind
- An American Taliban In Paris
- GM Waistline
- Amusement Through Antonyms
- Condit’s Happy Day
- That Funny Gink
- Saddle Soar
- Sparf!
- Spare Tar
- Hook In Five
- Cool Bridge, Texas
- Mecha-Buffalo
- Walking Steak
- Guitars Guns Gold
- Old River, Lost River
- Church On Stilts
- Tribal Poking Instincts
- Crying, Going Away, Or Generally Depressed
- Wrap It In Gold And It’s Fancy
- Whiskey Man
- Helen Hunt Running After YOU
- Shrinky-Dink Uprising
- Revolution Of The Marmots
- Bleaker Than Auster
- Sautre?
- Oh Well, I’m Still A Bum
- This Hist Itsh
- Lap Dog Log Pad
- Dallas All Sad
- L’Salad
- All Ads
- Monument Valley Knick-Knacks
- Paddy-Mac’s Fiscal Scandal
- Out From The Side Hatch
- Mucky Mockery
- Tricks For Cumin
- Cumin Get It
- Cumin Missile Crisis
- Cooking With The Silver Surfer
- Yoga Vs. Half Of Brain
- Lunch For The Wee
- Mars Don’t Care
- Bead And Butter
- Garlic Brad
- Banana Nut Read
- Sign, Wave
- Long, Tall, Silly
- Sally Putty
- Wake Up Little Siouxsie
- Rude Whisper
- So Much For The Monotony
- Great Wall Of Chin
- Chin Grove
- High Road To Chin
- Fine Chin
- Caging Queen
- It’s A Nightmare With The ‘A’s
- Frickin’ Lyrics
- The Taun-Taun Club
- Plushound
- Robbie With Hair
- Papermate Capo
- Flogging John Turturro
- Sandra’s Happy Lap
- Asparagus Huh
- Mun-Ooh-Lay With The Spa-Cha-Lay
- We Can Squeeze Things
- Time For Buns
- Say It Ain’t Soda
- Mortifried
- Tunes For Zealots And Other Rational Folk
- Otherwise Known As AKA
- Spewin’ Is Where It’s At
- Oliver’s Navy
- Bucking The Trendy
- Take All You Want But Eat All You Want
- Don’t Eat Things That Smile At You
- Burgers Don’t Smile
- Rice Doesn’t Smile
- Sara Smiles
- Manfred Mann’s Urf Band
- Clamp In Eff
- Don Martin Hands
- Standing Core Dump
- Uppity Hambone
- Eef! Oof! Eef! Oof!
- Stingy Vegetables
- There’s No Meat In An Éclair
- The Lust Of Maureen Muldoon
- Benchmark Of Sydney
- Domino-No’s
- The Darker Asians
- Olympic Churling
- Sneering At The Happy People
- Moon Akimbo
- The Whom
- Litterpants
- Grunty’s Price For Peeking
- More Tease And Tension
- Liv Rundgren
- Sly & Doris’ Love Child
- Doris Day Had The Family Stone
- Study O’ Creation
- Do Leprechauns Have Golden Boogers?
- Smelly Snack Time
- The Band Is With Me
- Stow Wick
- Ball Of Confucious
- Tailor Of The Beastmaster
- Tummy Tucks And Tales
- Meaty Just Wants To Play
- Photo Famish
- Triple-“O” Honey
- Stuckey’s Bacon Massacre
- Semi-Damned
- Matt’s Mutt’s Mitt
- Mick’s Tick’s Tacks
- Tim’s Tam’s Trim
- Sam’s Son’s Sums
- Jim’s Gin Jems
- Mark Makes Mikes
- Lousy Smarch Weather
- Family Valves
- Pete’s Dragoon
- Claw Foot Tuba
- Oompa Showdown
- Blob’s Park
- The Bottle Said “XXX”
- Plox On Sox
- Lyrical Genus
- The Finer Points Of Meister Brau
- Meister Brau Is Not For Wussies
- Meister Brau Is Not From A Meister
- I Know You! I Know You!
- Wilsoooooooooooon!!
- Dreadlock Whiplash
- Calmed by a Hammer
- Long in the Toof
- The Subversive Nature of Human Rights
- Pie at Tea
- Fry-all Maestro
- Puppets on the Wagon
- Last Semblance of Personality
- No Bell Prize – Door Prize
- Grateful for the Plateful
- Plaster Roster
- Sand Tanner
- Two Strologists
- Ignorance is Profitable
- Bacon Bit Particle Collider
- Sorry ‘bout the Poop.
- The Fall of Roman Polanski
- Countdown to Spanakopita
- Really, Really, Really Big Sea
- Save the Shavings
- Elvis Dancing on Your Grave
- Lipid Soup
- Igloo Domicile
- Guts Are Not Heart-Shaped
- Goonies, Hard Up for Cash
- Icing on the Cape
- Obese City
- Nipper’s Head is Stuck Again
- Candy Korn
- Orate Oreos
- Ricotta Salvo
- Ryce Caykes
- Upper Dreck
- Piano Mensch
- Toast Tito
- Stack of Sheets
- Boner Dump
- Cleansing Reward
- Blatherin’, Slaverin’, Haverin’
- Arse Cookies
- Lint Rollerball
- Caller ID, Ego, & Superego
- Immanuel Can’t
- Manual Cat
- Damn the Squirrel
- Dee-Esse-Ell
- Milquekreight
- An Officer and a Genteel Man
- Poo Sympathy
- Some Dilly Unctios
- Petticoat Unction
- Updike Slapshot
- Slapstick Kurt
- Three Tames a Lady
- Three Thames a Lady
- The Thames, They Are A-changin’
- Thames are the Breaks
- Thems are the Beaks
- Scrulnik!
- Ickle Tackle
- Kermit the Forg
- Zappa Takes a Crappa
- Chocolate Milk Relief
- …takes a holiday.
- Tibble the Very Naughty Cat
- Without Feck
- Frackless
- Show Horns
- Freekybonz
- Also Rang
- Sphere of Confluence
- Road Butt Blues
- Caramelvin
- Mr. Yoshida on your Small Intestine
- Bobbing for Steak
- Ludwig van Morrison
- Dots, Lines, and Fred
- Decoupage with the Silver Surfer
- Days of Mold
- The Mold Gray Mare
- Mold McDonald
- Mold Spice
- The Mold Man and the Sea
- Mold Lang Syne
- Mutt Lange’s Sine Wave
- Santa Honda
- Johnny Taco and Les Caballeros
- Boston Straggler
- Kielbasa Must Perform
- Sail Hatian
- Metaphors for Life and Computers
- Heavy on the Top Side
- Duncimer Tones
- Dr. Flippy Hands
- Dew Wit
- Straw Pole
- Havvasammich
- Goldmumber
- Stolid Rock
- Colic O’Cat
- I Love Mr. Frisky
- Pizzio
- Nachios
- Colorodio
- Trained Eel
- Signed, Eeled, Delivered
- Eels and Crofts
- Monsters on a Diet
- Sully Don’t Want No Garlic
- One-sandwich Holiday
- Culture for All Occasions
- Pisketti, Pisketti, PISKETTI!
- Trisket Casket
- Behold! The Rapture of Technology
- Pi Rho Mania
- Money for Pitch
- A Brand New Car!
- Triggerbridge
- In the Key of Kickaaaaash!
- Tanglepuss
- Son of a Tree
- Son of a Birch
- Stock Room Racing
- You Shouldn’t Rack Your Friends
- Snack It Without the Uppity
- The Little Ones Always Smell the Worst
- Dally Pants
- Gland Larceny
- Flanging Paul
- Fecundity
- Hear the Difference: Like the Difference?
- Demonstrative Beastie
- Tube Shriek
- Wiggly Like Humbert
- Test Tube Dummies
- Me, Me, Me, No, No, You, No, No!
- Some Beers is Hard to Find
- The Terps Totally Beat Duke
- Pre-Funk All-Stars
- Buried For Now
- A Paste of Honey
- S’more Hoarder
- Malcontenticles
- Gangland Tang
- I Eat Cannibals
- Crawl of the Wild
- The “Them” Generation
- Urban Conduit
- Wheeeee-cakes!
- Pleasure Palettes
- The Cream on the Table Has Turned
- Where There’s a Wallaby
- Strongarm Pow-wow
- Crossbow Flossing
- Throng Fielding
- Molé Holly
- HUD Money
- Spamdroid
- Mecha-flatulo
- Parkaparkadoo!
- Gouthouse
- Grain Drain
- Curds and Wheeee!
- Fade Into the Sunrise
- Goyim Hoedown
- Shmuggida-Boo
- Flappy Apple
- Dingly Shingle
- More Money Than I Had Expected
- Ambient Tom’s Noise
- Colonel Tom Porker
- Stealin’ Elvis’ Ducats
- Stealin’ Elvis’ Ducati
- Steel and Elvis Duck
- Within the Brambles
- The Jah Shoe Tree
- Describing Your Scribes
- Fur Scription
- Fix the Extreme Holes
- Arresting My Ears
- Cresting, Cresting, Cresting
- More Lessness, Please
- Geek Glee
- Nah Cappella
- Judo-Krishna Ethic
- Bagel Man
- Bagels, Man!
- Isn’t This Just the Sweetest?
- Flokey Pokey
- Hot Lap Creativity
- High/Soft Bam-Bam!
- Carmen, a Barometer
- Staind Paints
- Shalimario
- Teasing Weasley
- Eyes for a Prize
- Flopsy’s Cute Little Turd-pile
- Off With Her Hedd
- Charm of the Giant One
- Parmalatte
- Call Us Wallace
- Don’t Call Me “Pqiurehfoiuqwrepiuf”
- Downey’s Lucky Feel
- Sarlak Don’t Care
- My Name is Tedrick, and This Is Between Y’all
- Sal of Eight
- Infinity Multiplication Trump Card
- Paul’s Still On the Other Bus
- Stiffin’ the Griffin
- Lick Her Vicar
- Clamp! Clump! Clamp! tissssssss…….
- Turkey Starkey
- Spar-tangled Manners
- Wed Right and Boo
- Floppy-limb Big-smile
- Smilton Sberle
- Sty Scobb
- Smanny Smota
- Double Dang
- Cannonball Runs
- Montezuma’s Pouty Snit
- Potty Mowf
- Workin’ Blue for YOU!
- …and then it LEAPT!
- Cranial Boner
- Biddiebiddiebop!
- Street Fighting Mensch
- Street Farting Man
- Sweet Farting Man
- Street Fighting Mannequin
- A Puckering Good Time
- Another Name for Mrs. Strawhorne
- Doggie Pone
- Fly In a Graham
- Giving the Dog Some Pone
- Ozzie Was Always Such a Nice Boy
- More For Me is More For I
- I Could East To There
- Fancy East
- Railgun Junction
- Shane Gun
- Hipper Than Hopper
- Sloppy Hopper
- Hopper’s Long Tapestry
- In For the Mid-Haul
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- All Hat and No Herd
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- Not Nearly Enough Matzoh
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- Spock’s Other Pinching Trick
- Pilgrims and Kreplach
- Thankstaking Day
- Prilgrims Pried
- Take the Apostrophe Off
- Apocalypse When
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- Mace Window
- The Adventures of Captain Kannnnnnnnnish
- Paco in the Land of the Bagel People
- Brisket, Girl Wonder
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- The Adventures of the Adventurous Adventurer
- Hot-Futtered Cop Porn
- Farting in an Empty Room
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- Teflon Unmentionables
- They Don’t Play Golf In Hell
- Teatime For Satan
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- He’s A Suture
- Where Cows Don’t Go
- Soldier’s Home Repairs
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- Golden Rainstorm
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- Claws Of The Victor
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- To The Victor Go The Foils
- Broiler For The Loser
- Homlette
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- Scrab
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- The Surly Italian
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- Special P
- Secret Nabisco Endorsement
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- Paid In Triscuits
- I Need a Porkpie Hat
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- Hall of Claire Danes
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- Lumbago Holiday
- Flopsy, Mopsy, and Dropsy
- Hello Clarisse
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- Buysickle
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- Real Church With Cockatoo
- Basketballosphere
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- Jail for Sale
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- Sorry About Your Figaro
- Loopy’s Last Stand
- C.L.E.M.: Cool Lunar Expeditionary Module
- The Man from C.L.E.M.
- Clemistry
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- Schaeferocity
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- Fossil Fuel Monster
- Raving With the Plain People
- Horse Cart Dumplings
- Intestinal George
- Freddy Come Lately
- My Tapeworm Flu
- Fart and Ride
- Eco-Vikings
- Folk Ponzi
- Polk Fonzie
- Jordi’s Wicked Trick
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- Turbo Booger Eater
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- Umpire State
- Vamp Pyre
- Don’t Give a Truck
- Chinga Cookoff
- The Choucroute of Milkshakes
- That’s Too Much Ice Cream
- Vast Difference
- 00-Shaven
- Swami Jones
- Smiff Upside da Haid
- Mommy don’t do that
- I want my swami
- Arthur Kills A Hobo for his Clothes
- Mock The Lonely Hippo
- Flock of Beagles
- Eeyore-Ida
- Detachable Eeyore
- I have Eeyore’s tail
- Secret Dance of the Amish Farmer
- Scene One: Side of the Road
- Wangly Amish
- Joyful Movement With Skimmer
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- Amish Mennonite Smackdown
- Frisky Whisky
- Laugh of the Coot
- Frodo Dobro
- I Don’t Think That Light Bulb Will Shine
- Martin Shortcakes
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- Sports Junkies Must Die
- Flunky Conga
- Ensnare Drum
- Nobody Owns Scrump Dot Com
- Calonic Special Reserve
- Gastros
- Outestines
- Kielbasa Juice
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- Senor Misterioso
- Last of the Mo’ Freakins
- Frosty the Snot Man
- Boogerth
- Bernie’s Thinking of Lesbians
- Horrifying Japanese Cinema
- Firehose Teamwork
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- Canyon Yodeling
- Gorilla in the Washing Machine
- Gaplapping
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- Better use a Mashie
- Spoon, Niblick, & Mashie, LLC
- Go Mushy
- Fettupuccini
- Carbonated Leverages
- With Karate I’ll Kick your Ass
- Some Days You Wish You Knew Karata
- Ninja Burger
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- Phony Maloney
- What about the Froog
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- Froogfad
- Hot cross chicken
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- Puntang
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- Rollin’ Coconuts
- Slow Like Moses
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- Holy Randolph!
- Harvey K-Tel
- Chaneski Pants Dance
- Johnny’s Lucky Wife
- Smell of Viceroy
- Napalm Pilot
- Portable Brain
- Lost in Spice
- Yales of Hay
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- Cutout Bin of Life
- I’ll Have the Fissssssh
- Music Theatre Miracle
- Strudel Denouement
- Farmer in the Strudel
- Strudel-Vikings
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- The Count of Monte Pesto
- Counting Nanny’s Crisco
- The Devil and Spike Jonze
- Flee Market
- Camoflatulence
- The Ancient Art of Wort
- Rosie Palmer’s Mystery Lover
- Rosie’s Got A Brand New Bag
- Disqueless
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- Strumpet Solo
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- Thick-brow Comedy
- Modulated Squawk
- Moe, Les, and Ted
- Don’t Hit the Pretty Lady
- Unnatural Selection
- D-cup Cakes
- Daniel Boorstin Look-alike Contest
- Drink with Mangoth
- Gooder Than Better
- Diet Pepsi Pants
- Hamden Sandwich
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- That One’s for Debbie
- Pit Gravy
- Dipschtick
- Mongrel Sauce
- FedRex
- Youpeesse
- Hungry Herman Hesse
- Hesse Thru Peanuts
- All Those People That Pooped
- The Sanctity of the Cartoon World
- Holy Merchandise!
- Belch of the Titans
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- Calling All Kraken
- Jimmy Kraken Corn
- Nickel Kraken
- Fleecing the Krakens
- Kraken Barrel
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- Amityville Flora
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- Matzoh Bald
- VX Holiday
- Ave Maria and Other Happy Tines
- Happy Ol’ Carmina Burana
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- Vest Haven
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- Clem’s Sharin’ a Pie
- Roobix Kyoob
- Wee Knee
- Rent to Moan
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- Desdemoaner
- Shapespeare: He’s a Cool Ever Dude
- Minivan Frumpenheimer
- Oaken Tables
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- Jherkin for Gherkins
- Gas-Food-Lounging
- “A” is for “Asphyxia”
- Construction Head
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- Smarty Fart-Fart
- R-U Grumpy?
- URN48
- Grate Bridge
- Stratford Upon Hoboken
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- Sikorsky Millions
- Frescatology
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- Elmo Conniption
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- My Buffalo Ate Your Buffalo
- New Age Relic
- The Garden Stoat
- The Rolling Stoats
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- Alabama Ding Dongs
- Stumpy Into the Fray
- Deregulation Was a Mistake
- beetsBeetsBEETS!BEETS!!!BEETS!!
- Restore the Equilibrium
- Muffin and the BurgerBear
- Nasal Ore Expedition
- Yo Mind is My Mind
- My Mind is Yo Mind
- The Other Park Ave
- Murry Povich
- sock tease
- Murry’s Streaks
- Noseless Johnson
- Foothills of the Face
- Looking Out My Back Perch
- Back Into The Smut
- Service Area Haven
- Mobils Abound
- Tree Of Leif
- Happy Leif Ericsson Day
- Leif Garrett Discovered America
- Turning A New Leif
- Ben Stein Goes Berserker
- Ben Stein’s Ninjas
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- Jerry Stiller’s Kids
- Public Fair
- Endless Revolutionary Wall
- Naughty Lamb Chop
- Stewart’s T-Shirt
- Goonies ‘R’ Decidedly Not Good Enough
- Flog Day
- Kelly folks
- Who Remembers Mallory
- The Lost Bateman Empire
- March Of The Culkins
- Wayans In My Pocket
- Baldwin Dogpile
- Bag Of Keaches
- Keach Klatch
- Go Away Skippy
- Those Canin’ Days
- Apocalypse Cow
- Apocalypse Won
- Nuffin’
- Tennessee Breakdance
- Ted Turner Owns Everything
- Ted Turner Breaks Your Toys
- Found My Marbles In My Pocket
- Kinetic Hunt
- Stammerford
- Merry Lamb
- Bo’s Town
- No Yolk
- Tennis Knee
- Antenna “C”
- Mash Thrill
- Ken’s Stuckeys
- Sheep Cargo
- Lexingtonnage
- End The Acropolis
- Strasbourgouise
- Strauss’s Burger
- Flunchbox
- Cookies From The France
- Zard Would Get It
- Zard Of The Rings
- Buckaroo Fonzie
- J.R.R. Walken
- Who Shot J.R.R. Tolkien?
- Dance Of The Walkens
- Brokonut
- Gimme A Brak
- I Brak For Animals
- Brak Dancing
- Salad Bar Mitzvah
- Salad Barf
- Salad Barn
- Salad Daze
- Crippled Creek
- Salad Barnaby Jones
- Barkin Up Salad
- Knocking Up Heaven’s Door
- CD Ron
- Ron And Joe Rule
- Supergreg World Tour
- Unibrow Hip Hop
- Tower Of Trousers
- Ham And Chaise
- Footstool Sampler
- Babel Fish Social
- Babble Bots
- Chuckin’ Fresca
- Lasso Ham
- Hello Wor-Chester
- Booooooo!
- Lhasa Alpo
- Lhasa Apps
- Mango Lhasa Apso
- Absinthe Of Malice
- Absinthe-Minded
- Oompa-Loompa Incident
- Marco! Polo!
- Filk And Wookiees
- Candied Rams
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- Jolly Rancher Rebellion
- Jolly Rancher High
- Jolly Rancher Dressing
- Surly Rancher
- Ornery Rancher
- Huckamuffin
- Hatt-Building
- Unauthorized Use Of Flash
- Ollie’s Dead And Chaka Did It
- Let’s Hear It For The Buoy
- Bowie Band
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- Trubble Gum
- Apple Of Golda Meir
- Multi-Kielbasa Lunch
- Inappropriate Driver Remark
- Fredophilia
- Fredophiliac
- Cream Of Consciousness
- Ordinary Fetish
- Comma Sutra
- Sid & Martha
- Rocky Balboa Picture Show
- Welcome Back Ed
- Heather Teddy Grahams
- Mighty Mighty Flosstones
- Mighty Mighty Boston
- At A Floss For Words
- Swing Ate The Ska Revolution
- If Not For The Walls In The Distance
- Dinky Bridge
- Bay Bridge Freakout
- Erie Cannoli
- Panama Cannoli
- Suez Cannoli
- How Deep Is Your Glove
- How Deep Is Your Loaf
- How Deep Is Your Loathe
- Mark Aday, A Female Day
- Diet Soda Rental
- Crimson Andover
- Rollerbale
- The Fry Who Loved Me
- Heybale
- Naughty Pine
- Tales of the Home Reconstruction
- REM-Nant
- Michael Stipe Sighting
- Malkovich-Stipe Axis
- Axis of Pudding
- Pane in the Ash
- Stabbacat!
- One Trick Poi
- Game Poi
- Edgar Allen Poi
- Punkle
- Blame It On the Rain Man
- Demolition Darby
- Rumination Derby
- Mamepool
- Pillsburyed
- Jumbo-Laya
- Here I Am, Before Later
- Stroh’s Blows
- Lisp Crisp
- Fellow Yellow
- Donovan’s Vannagon
- Mustache Relapse
- Hairlipping Dey
- Flung Around the Digital Room
- Judo Man!
- Donut Hole in De Bagel
- Jamocha Revolution #9
- I Smelt Smelt
- Stoked Up Carmichael
- Davidson Rings the Bell
- Using the Ben-O-Meter
- Big Ticket Sat-is-fac-tion
- Sea L’eggs
- Nationwide is On Its Side
- Like Ol’ Jim Nabors, State Farm is There
- Slate Farm
- Bucketofisssh
- Heyyounkucklehead!
- Rich’s Beachout
- Run from the Finalizer
- Up The Aye
- 7-Yup
- Annie Get Your Hun
- Brokelahoma!
- Rogers and Hammersmith
- Seven Brides for Seven Deadbeats
- Bouncing Trucks
- Final Truck Pro
- Gagasampler
- Moogasampler
- Cellist on the Roof
- Best-Selling Andrew Lloyd Webber Bombast
- The Big Fat World
- Jackson’s Veal
- Are You Mah Dawg?
- Mitzie’s Missing Ventures
- The Shoe That Couldn’t Commit
- Myth Adventures
- Cow Meat, Dog Bone
- I Like That Tramp’s Overcoat
- Shoe Run, Finger Pick
- Arthur’s Violent Streak
- D.W. Is In Rehab
- Buster Baxter Went Berserker
- Pork Pyre
- New Jersey Turkpork
- Serendipitous Misspelling
- Jersey City Honeymoon
- Rhyme “Love” with “Love”
- Mooning Your Honey
- The Honeydwippers
- My Weekend Dirt Nap
- Fresca on the Highway
- Trick Your Friend’s Nose
- Four for the Four-Forty
- The Trix Rabbit’s Gory Revenge
- Widows, Orphans and Shamrocks
- Shamerocks
- Ahhh, Keep It
- Sleepless in Sheboygan
- Busman’s Malady
- Malfeasance
- Almost the Last Chewie Title
- Vitriol for Everyone!
- Mackin’ on the Hobos
- Foiling the Mohel
- The Yiddish Are Coming! The Yiddish Are Coming!
- Time to Rethink It All
- Words Like “Vole”
- Dylan Be Illin’
- I Seen That Afore–That’s College
- Fillin’ Dylan with Penicillin
- Nothing Seemed Cooler than Colecovision
- Intellivision’s Frustrating Controller
- Spliff on the Cliff
- Spliff on Jimmy Cliff
- It’s a Wonderful Spliff
- It’s a Wonderful Leaf
- It’s a Wonderful Knife
- It’s a Wonderful Leif
- This Life Kinda Sucks, Gimme Another
- Thighmaster Thick-Knees
- Gotta Get “Queaf” in Here Somewhere
- Queeg’s Sweet on the Whale
- Stick It in the Man-Bag
- Studly Purse
- Stubby Rick’s Jumpin’ Now
- Das Boo
- Das Boof
- Das Toob
- Das Boog
- Das Boog Powell
- Das Moog
- It’s All Moogy and Stuff
- Paris Cheater
- The Whangly Rhombus
- Savoir Nair
- The Nair Bears
- Marketing the Tummies
- Crash Test Tummies
- Dr. Noose
- Madam Goose
- What’s Good for the Goose is Good for the Gardener
- Just Shy
- Mooble Pie
- Not Gonna Do It
- Party Hate
- French Frights
- Frunch Fries
- Feeble Attempt
- Feeble French
- Spanglish Interjection
- Men of Age
- Addled in the Saddle
- Pugly Lips
- Pringles on the Way
- A More Sinister Pringles
- Spankin’ Joe
- Foot, Traveling at a Generous Velocity, Connects With Certain Portion of Posterior Anatomy
- Smiffin’ on the Drews
- Something Special with the Milk
- Fez Like Billy Joel
- Gang of Greene
- Shrek Back
- Ein Stein
- Raising Bran
- Wily Froot
- Rush of the Eclair
- Dik-a-Doo to You and U!
- Carpal Simon Syndrome
- Oooooooh, Chile!
- Bumbo
- Joanie Despises Potsie
- Potsie Who?
- Opie Has No Hair, Floyd
- Opie Doping
- Feng Shui Cunninghams
- New York Is Thataway, Man!
- No to the Holiday
- Easy Like a Sundae
- Ben Rodman
- Tofu Massacre
- The Definite Article "The"
- You Ar Dumm
- Hoss’s of the Holy
- The One That Looks Like Technology
- Livers and Cream
- Nickel Creak
- Pieces of Hate
- Pizzas of Eight
- Pieces of Eight is Enough
- Rocking the Rural Zones
- Toenail Guillotine
- Wall of Poodoo
- Ford Prefect’s Big One Man Show
- Burgoo of Alcatraz
- I Done That Already!
- Happy Dance
- I’m Flinging Mental Boogers
- The Day I Meet David Sedarirs
- T-Bone Thinks We’re Cool
- Mister Goober
- TRW Said Good-Bye
- Ninjas Flipping Out
- Ninjas Are Sweet
- Hey! I Almost Threw Up!
- Chuggin’ From the Spitoon
- Oh De Doo Dah Day
- Grenade B
- Suzy Q-Bert
- Q-Bert and Ernie
- Rasta Popeye
- Fattie Albert
- The Power to Move You
- Beat the Reaper
- The Triumph of Vine Swinging
- The Peril of Scorpions
- Jumpin’ on Gators
- You Can Stop Now
- Pirates Without Hats
- Manny, Moe and Monterey Jack
- I’m Faster Than You
- Peter Panhandle
- Susquehanna (Balls)
- Ming Face
- Read It Aloud
- Chewy Garland
- Uni-Directional Toll
- Tolkein Booth
- Nowhere Mango
- Wacky Foppery
- How’s Your Father?
- Vermicious Knids
- Carry On Our Wayward Sununu
- Melvin Prefers Not to Dance
- Meet Me in Plumpton Park
- Land of Manilow
- It Only Seems Like Marvin Hamlisch is Dead
- Sadly, the Dog is Still Dead
- ‘Mmm Mmm Mmm’ Can Be a Lyric
- Moe Rawn and Edie Ott
- Green Car Frigate Girl
- Frigate City
- Free for Al
- I Pee On the Number Three
- Cinnamon Hurl
- The Johns Took a Pass
- A Few More La-La-Las, Please
- A Good Use of Speedpass
- Pingin’ the Boat
- Skweez
- She Wasn’t as Horny as You Thought
- Wise Guise
- A Big, Steaming Pile of Class
- Pun
- A Place for My Pick
- Super-Hard Wood
- Bury Me in Berries
- Boys on My Hood
- Turnpike P
- Twistpike
- Participation Will Involve Moving Your Arms
- These Stupid Pants
- Quoting Austin Powers, Insipidly
- Zi Awning
- Floss the Posse
- Closer to Arabs
- Amp the Acoustic
- Wrong Way, Hotshot
- Happy to See A.A.P.
- H-E-Double-Toothpicks
- Andre Says ‘Obey’
- Is Jack Really Like That?
- Mellophone Cacophony
- I Knew Your Dad
- Ecstasy Organism
- BYOB + XYZ = XTC
- Smart Lettuce
- The ‘Boo’ Button
- Becoming Lattice
- Do a Deer–A Female Deer
- Non-Chromatic Chimes
- Mopy Grape
- Down in the Dank
- Shotgun Weeding
- Trombone Romance
- The Old Man and the Sikh
- Richard’s Corinthian Leather
- From Hell’s Heart, I Sell You a Chrysler
- Here Today, Gorf Tomorrow
- Watching the Proteins
- Molecular Vigil
- Dancing with Woofs
- The Intimate Jackal Affair
- Put it Back in the Jackal
- Gratuitous Yiddish
- Go, Go Goyim!
- Rowdy Roddy Piper is Still In My Room
- Willy Brunt, Laughingstock
- Make Something of It
- Kicking Duncan’ Hinds
- So Much for Silence
- Bottomless Armpits
- Crumbum
- Crevasse Concerto
- Bernie Likes ‘Zaftig’
- Calling All Hussies
- Tummy-Tum-Tum
- Dental Damascus
- Special Sharing
- Trading Spices
- Hoodoo Dey
- When Bunnies Go Bad
- Glee! Just Glee.
- They Might Be On Our CD
- Kahoots
- Coconuthin’
- Girl Friday and Saturday, Too
- Hi to All My Pipples
- Canned Sass
- French Fries for a Job Well Done
- Performing Meats
- Peanut Oil Bath
- Kaoud is in Charge
- Mister Harry Anderson
- Spock’s Secret Shame
- Klingon Dinner
- Beefsteak Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Illin’ with the Founding Fathers
- A Passel O’ Franklins
- Andrew Jackson Made a Poo
- Excremental Pomp
- The Tao of Wells
- Self-Rubbing Buddha
- Jeepers Crappers
- Escape Hatch in My Jammies
- Bobbing for Scrapple
- I Like Scrapple
- 50 Foot Shrunken Scrapple Head Woman
- Kick Butt Steve
- the Masticating Bear
- Looking Out the Flesh Bowl
- That’s How a Ticket Is
- Lookin’ at Jersey
- Happy Dancing Coolio
- Demi-fro
- Pornothology
- Moe Green’s on the Phone
- Wes Craven’s Dog
- Alpo the Horse
- Mr. Ray’s Hair Weave
- Sun Delay! Sun Delay! Arriba! Arriba!
- The Tragic Tragedy of the Bad Thing That Happened
- Don’t Hit the Grifter
- Delta Dong
- Scambulance
- Rowf Mowf
- Watership Donuts
- Sisters of Mersey
- Mersey Beast
- High Time for Masticating
- "You raaaang??"
- Munster in His Yute
- Rind Jockeys
- Free Rind
- Rind Cymbal
- Surrey With the Pringles On Top
- Smock Puppets
- Western Rind
- Scrote of the Ancients
- Spare Attics
- Photogropism
- Tiny Face Means Smug
- Elvis Stepped On My Foot
- Schweeny Schween and the Schweenheads
- Total Tards
- Waiting for the Breakdown
- Folkburger
- Nosering in My Poop
- Bredd
- 2D Bread
- 2-door Bread
- Tootie Bread
- Bread of the Tudors
- Flappychips!
- Lowdown Drywall Aderol Blues
- They Listen and They Love
- 8-piece Smelly Band
- Ginger Likes Basil
- Meet Spike
- Smiles Davis
- Sorry Miss Jacksonville
- Banana Intention
- Underneath My Violin
- Bold Lang Sine
- Auld Mutt Lange
- Teacher Said I Could Wipe the Chalkboard
- The Schwartz Brain
- The Folk Rush
- Bernie Made a Friend
- Berndaddy and Big Daddy
- Big Daddy Had Bosoms
- Up and Eat ’em
- Unkel Stummik
- Dogpile Humor
- Crime de Menthe
- Acts Like Us
- Random Biscuits
- People Who Will Laugh At Anything
- Chillin’ With Mattie
- It’s Not Any Hair Off Our Skin
- Tuftyheads
- Since You’re Too Old to Bear My Children, Can I Buy Your CD?
- Gene in a Can
- 20% More Gene
- Thanks…..la!
- I’m Just a Girl…la!
- REO Speed Demon
- Salad Cannon
- Angry Sushi Redneck
- My Left Breast Saved My Life
- O.U.C.H.
- Whores Galore
- No-good Drywall Scoundral
- Wite-owt
- Stake-n-Shake
- Steak-n-Sheik
- Sheik and Bake
- Do Fries Come With That Sheik?
- Sheik Your Booty
- Dawn of the Dad
- You Want a Walnut
- One Bad Muthaaaa…
- Hush Yo’ Mouth!
- Just Talkin’ ’bout Shaft
- Imported Dinner Repair
- Molar Bear
- Mabel Syrup
- Isedditfurst!
- Texas Peat
- Wooly Mammif
- Woody Mammoth
- Woolsey Mammoth
- Would He, Mammoth?
- Unrooly
- Canned Tanker
- Divide & Concur
- Thigh of the Tiger
- Itchy Tigger Finger
- See No Weevil
- The Weevil, Dead
- Weeviled Eggs
- Bedeviled Eggs
- Deviled Kegs
- Wahl Nuts
- Bozo the Clone
- That’s Alotta Clowns
- Hot Dog on a Kaiser Roll
- Turgid Supper
- She Gets Home and the Magic Happens
- Clown Critical Mass
- Stratofartress
- 10th Avenue Freestyle
- Two Feet in the Cornbread
- Babblestunt
- Millicent’s Wicked Feast
- The Haguerstown
- Diva Las Vegas
- Tom Kicking Richard’s Dog
- Scared By Oompa Loompas
- Almost a Hundred Clowns
- Brontosaurus in About a Month
- Harness the List For Awesome
- Two P’s is Funnier
- Double Drivel
- Scornography
- The Ol’ Creamy
- No Fussin’ in the Lap
- Cat Pumpkin
- All the Ninnies You Want
- Don’t Fear the Ropers
- Skepticism Does Not a Cynic Make
- Cynicism Does Not a Skeptic Make
- Skeptic Tank
- The Lingo Guys
- Drinks and Waterslides
- I’d Rather Go To Cleveland Than Eat at BWI
- Grim Pickins
- Cinnebum
- Paul Has Found His Skank
- Peppe the Pew
- Lancelot Link
- The In-famous El Guapo
- Task, MN
- Nerf Foozball
- Mr. Boo is Cheering For You
- Economies of Kale
- Mary Lynn Losh
- #6 Pewter Club
- Hertz is Best Because of the Jazz
- Funn Munkey
- Home is Where The Fart Stays
- Listening To of the Jazz Music
- Monobone
- Yummy, Yummy Fish Heads
- Youse Our Dogs, BITH
- Stop! You Masher!
- When Bugs is a Girl
- Love Hertz
- Hertz So Good
- You Always Hertz the Ones You Love
- Godzillaville
- Soggy Gitchiegoomie Blues
- Balls in the Hose
- Balls of the Mouse
- Detroit Wreck City
- Adroit Rock City
- Detroit Rock Kitty
- Sable Tooth Tiger
- Smurf and Turf
- Mixers and Uppers and Downers
- Mad Smartigan
- Where’s Your Paper, Peck?
- Dough Nation
- Gilders for Some, Grimm for the Rest
- Wreck Specks
- Ooh! Baby, There’s Pudding On You
- Let’s Rolodex
- Schlepping Stone
- King of the Road
- Markie Mark & the Fuzzy Bunch
- Downey’s Baggy Pants
- The T’ain’t
- Holographic Al Jarreau
- Next Time We’re Doing 10,000
- The Paisley Order
- Cutting In Gets Egged
- Sexy Pixels
- The Tawny Shirpas
- Howling Trowelers
- Last On the List of Daddy’s Guys
- With Hooks and Elvis Costello
- mystical flight of the pompous giraffe
- Dread Not
- Intricacies
- Pork Chop Dilettantes
- A Hot Dog With Mustard
- That’s a Penny You Owe Him
- Axis of Middling
- Louie’s Masculine Head
- Penultimate Feel
- Nuzzling Up To Dowagers
- The Reasonable Heavy
- The Good Violence
- John Prine Had the Right Idea
- Happy Tapioca
- Tapiokarioke
- Chocotoctopus
- It’s a Nice Path
- Genital Like a Lamb
- Cacophony Buburial
- Count Broncula
- Musk Until You Know How
- Nugget Man’s Turnin’ Green
- Paglotzen
- The Chronological Punch
- The Un-Joy of No Poop
- Here Come the Chicken Nuggets
- I Live In Banal
- Cradling Chin
- I Bounce Balls Off Funhouse Walls
- Smiley Bag
- Major/Minor Parallellisms
- The Unexpected C
- The Seersucker Cassanovas
- Burr Bin
- Sno Cohen
- “iPod” Meant Nothing When I Started This List
- Bought the Farm
- Checkin’ Out the Worms
- Cathy and the Kids Say “no more”
- Big, Beautiful Pumpkin Pies
- Eddie for a Day
- Mud and Glow Sticks
- The Smug of Up There
- The Sloppy Fridays
- The Bummer of Another Dog’s Pee
- Feng Shui Kosher
- The Animatronic Strom Thurmond
- The Skinny Wilford Brimley
- Imaginary Fiend
- Penultimate Zero Sum Game
- The Inies or The Outies (BM)
- Bucket of Fish (BM)
- The Great Donut Massacre (BM)
- Non-shell Ants (BM)
- Fergie’s New (Nude) Boyfriend (BM)
- Pele (Why?, because…) (BM)
- Contra-Septors (BM)
- The Next Day’s Boyfriend (BM)
- Yesterday’s Boyfriend (BM)
- The Sucker MC’s (BM)
- Tammy Fay’s Baby (BM)
- The Great Make-up Massacre (BM)
- The Dead Puppies (BM)
- Pho 2000 Incedent (BM)
- Oiling Up the Wok
- Synaptic Gymnastics
- Toastacos
- Firewalls are My Bitches
- Searches are Stranger Than Life
- dinosaur face melted cheese tongue biscuit
- Dunken Clams Ice Hockey Pirate
- acropolis now truss testicles
- soy chease free note
- rate hot dogs in nantucket
- gnarled hands aqua teen hunger force
- denty paul
- golden corral pork cutlets
- rattle belly pop beverage
- by grapthar’s never give
- maryland mcdonalds bbq sauce lawsuit
- free panty smother sites
- Put On My Gigglin’ Shoes
- No Holiday for the Paul Man
- The Numerical Maui
- Rudy! Theoooo!
- The Shadow of a Car
- TroutShadow
- Corn Isn’t Hip
- Hebe-o-rama
- We Can’t Taste the Jews
- Cel-heb-ration
- Hebrewer-Patriots
- Jew Don’t Bring Me Flowers
- We Can’t Taste the Jews
- Jew Are My Shine
- Jew Are the Sunshine of My Life
- Only Jew
- Jew Are So Beautiful
- Jews! Jews! Jews!
- Ju2
- Jewbacca
- Jewy McJew and the Jewtones
- Jewlius Erving
- Jew’ll Be Sorry
- Jews Only As Directed
- Jew and Me
- Just the Jew of Us
- They’re Not Booing, They’re Just Saying “Jew”
- Oy Meets Girl
- Mad About the Goy
- The Oys Have It
- It Had To Be Jew
- Jewgantic!
- Co-nee-chee-wah
- Just Kidding, Still Plenty More Chewie Titles
- Han Duet
- Leriope the Kid
- Masterbration
- Fie Upon Numbers
- Don’t You Wand ME, baby.
- Everybody DOWN
- Ricky Rick Ricky Schroedinger
- Schroedinger’s Chat
- Schroedinger’s Clap
- Schroedinger’s Ever-Health Vital-Gro Elixir
- Trading Spaces with Erwin Schroedinger
- Exner’s Boy Toy
- You with a Beard
- Sir Tartsalot
- Post-hummous
- Auntie Pasta
- Shishka Bob
- Bob au Ganoush
- Coco Van
- Bully Base
- A2 Fey
- Whore Snacks
- The Most Rueful of Mirths