Your single-stop repository for every Paul and Storm song currently recorded (even the ones we’re not so proud of anymore!); plus all original Da Vinci’s Notebook lyrics. Click on a song title for lyrics, plus occasional other special goodies (background stories on the News to Us songs, behind-the-scenes tidbits, etc.).

Paul and Storm Songs

Acquisitions Incorporated Jingle
Acquisitions Incorporated Jingle
Anything but Paris
The Ballad of Eddie Praeger
The Ballad of Rufus Amos Adams
The Ballad of The Sneak
Barry Bonds Press Conference – The Musical
The BarryTones’ Musical Summary of the News of the Week
Better Off Dead (Randy Newman’s “Theme from ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’”)
A Better Version of You
Boolean Love Song
Buffett Night (Tonight, I’m a Parrothead)
The Captain’s Wife’s Lament
Chick and the Dictator
Christmas Eve Eve
Count to Ten
Critical Fail
Critical Hit
Cruel, Cruel Moon
The Deballers
Don’t Blow the Daily
Dexter the Credit Debt Badger
The Easter Song
Elvis Died Today (On the Occasion of the Anniversary of the Death of Elvis Presley)
Every Man Has a Secret
Extremely Old with You
Find the Words
Frogger! The Frogger Musical
Fuzzy Man (Fuzzy Nation)
George Mason
Grandma’s Christmas Dinner
Happy Birthday, Kristi
Here Come the Dinosaurs
Here’s Looking at You
Hippie with a Djembe
Holiday Greetings from Jabba the Hutt
Hot Monkey Love
I Will Sing a Lullabye
I’m Gonna Blow Myself Up
If Bob Dylan Were Hiding at the Bottom of a Well
If James Taylor Were on Fire
If James Taylor Were on Fire at the Bottom of a Well
If Leon Redbone Suffered a Major Head Injury
Incompetent’s Lament
The International Language
Jim Darkmagic
John Mellencamp’s “Theme from 24
Lame Monster Party
Lil’ Guildies – Theme Song
Lose the Gonads
Me Make Fire
The Miranda Lullabye
More than Two
Mother’s Day Song
Mr. Safety’s Bowling Alley
My Fantastic Plastic Girl
Nugget Man
Nun Fight
Oath of Emnity
Oh, No
Old Keith Richards
One-Sentence Songs:

Opening Band
Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn’t
Paul and Storm – Theme Song
The Pirate’s Feast
Randy Newman’s “Theme from Citizen Kane
Randy Newman’s “Theme from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Randy Newman’s “Theme from The Passion of the Christ
Randy Newman’s “Theme from Scarface
Randy Newman’s “Theme from Seabiscuit
Rejected Commercial Jingles:

Shadow War! Of the Night Dragons! The Musical! (The Demos!)

Shake Machine
Six Guys, Ten Teeth
Strip Club Daddy
Tap Three Times
Ten-Finger Johnny
That’s The News of the Week
These Four Men
Those Enron Boys
Too Friggin’ Hot
Uncle Puffy’s
The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song
Write Like the Wind (George R. R. Martin)
You Just Don’t Get It, Do You?
Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor)
Your Town

Da Vinci’s Notebook Songs

Ally McBeal
Another Irish Drinking Song
Baby Please
The Big Chair
Brave, Brave, Brave
Enema Countdown
Enormous Penis
Face Like Billy Joel
Fish Sticks
The Gates
Green Goat
Heather Graham
Hot Soup
I Wish I Were
I Wrote This Song
Internet Porn
The Joy of Pickled Okra
Kingdom in the Sky
Me Pants Fall Down
Road Rage
Saggy Diaper Blues
Seaside Lament (Sand)
Secret Asian Man
Three Little Words
Title of the Song
Window-Washing Cowboy