Lyrics

Your single-stop repository for every Paul and Storm song currently recorded (even the ones we’re not so proud of anymore!); plus all original Da Vinci’s Notebook lyrics. Click on a song title for lyrics, plus occasional other special goodies (background stories on the News to Us songs, behind-the-scenes tidbits, etc.).

Paul and Storm Songs

Anything but Paris
The Ballad of Eddie Praeger
The Ballad of The Sneak
Barry Bonds Press Conference - The Musical
The BarryTones’ Musical Summary of the News of the Week
A Better Version of You
Buffett Night (Tonight, I’m a Parrothead)
The Captain’s Wife’s Lament
Chick and the Dictator
Count to Ten
The Deballers
The Easter Song
Elvis Died Today (On the Occasion of the Anniversary of the Death of Elvis Presley)
Epithets
Every Man Has a Secret
Extremely Old with You
Find the Words
George Mason
Happy Birthday, Kristi
Here’s Looking at You
Hot Monkey Love
I’m Gonna Blow Myself Up
If Bob Dylan Were Hiding at the Bottom of a Well
If James Taylor Were on Fire
If James Taylor Were on Fire at the Bottom of a Well
If Leon Redbone Suffered a Major Head Injury
The International Language
John Mellencamp’s "Theme from 24"
K-R-I-S-T-I
Lame Monster Party
Lindsay
Lose the Gonads
Mel
The Miranda Lullabye
More than Two
Mother’s Day Song
Mr. Safety’s Bowling Alley
My Fantastic Plastic Girl
Nugget Man
Nun Fight
Oh, No
Old Keith Richards
One-Sentence Songs:

Opening Band
Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn’t
Randy Newman’s "Theme from Citizen Kane"
Randy Newman’s "Theme from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King"
Randy Newman’s "Theme from The Passion of the Christ"
Randy Newman’s "Theme from Scarface"
Randy Newman’s "Theme from Seabiscuit"
Rejected Commercial Jingles:

Shake Machine
Six Guys, Ten Teeth
Soccer
Strip Club Daddy
Tap Three Times
Ten-Finger Johnny
That’s The News of the Week
Those Enron Boys
Too Friggin’ Hot
Uncle Puffy’s
The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song
You Just Don’t Get It, Do You?
Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor)
Your Town

Da Vinci’s Notebook Songs

Ally McBeal
Another Irish Drinking Song
Baby Please
The Big Chair
Brave, Brave, Brave
Enema Countdown
Enormous Penis
Face Like Billy Joel
Fish Sticks
The Gates
Green Goat
Heather Graham
Hot Soup
I Wish I Were
I Wrote This Song
Internet Porn
The Joy of Pickled Okra
Kingdom in the Sky
Liposuction
Me Pants Fall Down
Road Rage
Saggy Diaper Blues
Seaside Lament (Sand)
Secret Asian Man
Spork
Three Little Words
Title of the Song
Window-Washing Cowboy