Einstein vs. Monkeys

Our tireless chum Len has lent his skills of an artist once again to an endeavor of ours—this time, it’s to the subject of our poll asking who would win in a fight: Albert Einstein with a flamethrower, or the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz.

Not one, but two pictures, for a total of 2,000 words…

Einstein vs. monkeys. Part the First Einstein vs. monkeys. Part the Second

For the record, Einstein kicked the monkeys’ butts.


  1. Posted December 7, 2008 at 11:41 pm | Permalink

    I’ve always gone the route of creating them in your favorite “one-on-one” type of video game with a “create a player” option – like boxing, wrestling, uhh tennis maybe? Then having the computer play itself, and viola – instant “who would win in a fight” answers.

  2. Posted December 7, 2008 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    I’ve also gone the route of asking the folks at ChaCha. They said the flying monkeys, I disagree and say Einstein, but longer Einstein – he probably got weaker when he got old.

    The real question I think in “Who would win in a fight?” land is The Incredible Hulk vs. The Thing. I say Thing, because I’m partial, but they said The Hulk.

  3. Colton David
    Posted December 8, 2008 at 8:43 pm | Permalink

    Well, it mostly depends on the flamethrowers range. The flying monkey can fly! FLY! That can be a major hassle on Einstein.

    I.E: Rehabilitation in Idiocracy

  4. Posted February 17, 2009 at 9:13 pm | Permalink

    I’d say The Hulk would win because he gets stronger the angrier he gets, and I think that beating on someone or something and not being able to make a dent would make him even angrier and hence stronger.

    As for Einstein vs. Flying Monkeys, the general consensus is Einstein. But what if the flying monkeys were infected with the Rage Virus form 28 Days Later?

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